Yes you heard right, this chapter is about what I'm not allowed to say. Magic Pineapple decided that these words should no longer be in my vocabulary.
Wet
Big
Hard
So what does innocent 13 year old me do? Say them all in one sentence out loud in front of all my friends.
The big door was hard to open because it was wet.
It's okay guys. You can slap me virtually if you want. Thought I should let you know that you can't possibly understand why I said this.
I was typing in super hero swag and said I had to concentrate on getting wet. My friends are very dirty minded and started yelling at me. Then they went through and found big and hard in places they should not be used in. So I got a scolding and being smart Alec me I said, "The big door was hard to open because it was wet".
They all burst out laughing and then yelled at me. So just remember I am an idiot.
*Looking back on the situation almost a year later I think I am still very innocent compared to the people I see as friends. Mainly for the fact that I am slow to catch onto things.
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