There there

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So I invited Magic Pineapple to the pool today. Well we both have sun burns... Oops. And a lot of funny things happened. So Magic Pineapple got water in her nose and started to cough. I slowly extended my arm and patted her should while saying, "there there".
We also "slow danced" in the pool. It was basically we followed each other's movements and waved your arms around.
My favorite things no we did was "BREATHE". If one of us went underwater the other one would grab their hands and scream at them, "breathe!" It all started cause I swallowed water and was coughing and she told me to breathe.
We also saved leaves from "drowning" in the lazy river. We would pick them up and put them on the side of the pool. We missed one leaf and could never get him. We named him Leafster Wilson.
While in the lazy river there are dump buckets. I normally swim underwater there so I don't get dumped on but Magic Pineapple and I walked through and if we did get dumped on we said we weren't beautiful.
Also I ate cheese every rest period and a lot of times I got it on my chin. The picture should show up what I look like then.

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