Why female body?

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Let's just take a moment and ask ourselves why. Why are our bodies so weird? Like today I was brushing my hair before I got into bed. (I don't normally do this by the way). I noticed that my hair has started to get Curley at the ends. When I was little my hair was straight over time it has become wavy and no Curley. This is my reasoning.
The female body can not like anything. Ever.

Can't have a flat chest
LETS MAKE BOOBS
can't be pregnant
LETS MAKE YOU BLEED
Can't have small hips
LETS MAKE HIGE HIPS THAT WONT FIT IN PANTS
Can't have hairless body parts
LETS GROW MORE HAIR
can't be emotional stable
LETS MAKE HORMONES

Seriously the female body needs to stop changing its mind every five seconds. Do boys have this experience too?

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