I am Coke

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Magic Pineapple is now Coke. She became Coke somehow. This was a few days ago when this happened but...  She is still texting me. How? How can Coke text?
Is she a bottle of Coke? A can of coke? A glass of Coke? Is she Coke Zero? I'm concerned for her.

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