Trolls: Brozone Oneshots

The Burger

One afternoon inside their pod,  the BroZone brothers were doing what they do best

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Chaos.

~ Inside ~

SP: GIVE IT BACK YOU IMBECILE- WE ARE NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN—

C: WELL IM SORRRRRY THAT YOUR PANTS SO HAPPEN TO BE COMFORTABLE-

SP: GIMME MY PANTS BACK-

F: *setting up to record for his pretend beauty blog* hii listeners ! :DD, today, we're gonna start with blush ! first you-

SP: IM WARNING YOU, PIKACHU HAIR GIMME MY GODDAMN PANTS BACK—

C: but ya still have pants on-!

SP: BUT THOSE ARE MY PANTS-

F: guyssss im trying to record for my booty blog ! D:

C: *stops running* you mean beauty blog ?

SP: first tell clay to give me my PANTS BACK-

F: ohhh you need pants ? why didn't you say so ? :D *walks over to the curtains and rips them down to give to Spruce*

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SP: ...i will cram it down your throat.

F: well, maybe you shoulda asked clay NICELY to give your pants back D:

SP: it didn't work in Laundry Day so what makes you think it'll work NOW-

F: but how do you know it won't work when you dont even know where he is D:

SP: course i do ! he's right- *turns next to him to see clay no longer than*

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JD: *in the background, just trying to read* in 3.. 2.. 1..

SP: CLAYYYYYYYY-

F: ...well anyways ! first you wanna apply your blush slowly and-

SP: I WILL KILL YOU WITH THOSE PANTS IF YOU DONT GIVE THEM BACK YOU WALKING PIÑA COLADA-

C: HOW WILL YOU KILL ME WITH PANTS-

SP: DONT KNOW, BUT ILL FIND OUT—

JD: guys, aren't those pants dirty anyw-

C + SP: SHUT THE SHIT UP, JOHN!!:$/$

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JD: *slowly turns head and continues reading*

RP: *walks in* LANGUAGE !! jeez, if you boys don't keep it down, you're gonna wake up your brother ! *points to her hair, referencing Branch asleep inside*

SP: WELL, grandma, tell the yellow one to give me my PANTS BACK-

C: huh. thats odd- i don't see your name on it ..!

SP: ...I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO AN INSIDE OUT BELLY BUTTON YOU ANTHROPOMORPHIC BANANA-

JD: listen man i just wanna read-

C: SHUT UP YOU SIDEWAYS RHOMBUS-

JD: WHAT THE HELL DID I EVEN SAY-

F: WAHHHGHHHGHHHH MY BOOTY BLOG IS RUINEDCCGGH