RED PARALLEL

That's Sex, You Idiot! (Intro)

He stood mouth dropped by the door knob, feeling a weird panic taking over him. Mom and dad were shaking over the bed, hugging each other, naked. But it was winter, why they were naked?? And Traviz noticed that they were not exactly laughing, but... They were doing the same noise as when people run too much and get tired... Traviz felt that, for some reason, his breath went away, too. His heart galloped and he felt a hot rush rising. Why was he panicking? He wasn't afraid, he was just...

Thrilled.

Mom and dad seemed pretty distracted with their weird play, and Traviz hid outside the door, stunned at the peculiar scene. Wait, he had seen that on TV, once. At Jordan's house! Yes! Two people, a man and a woman, both naked and shaking over the bed. But why they were shaking...

His dad got up, pausing the shaking, and mom laughed. What was funny?? And then dad suddenly jumped over mom, and started pushing her and beating her against the wall, at her... Damn, dad was sticking his thing in momma's butt!!! Why they were doing that?? And momma was having a lot of fun, Traviz had never seen her so happy. And dad. Dad was beating her so hard, didn't that hurt?? They stood in that thing for a long time, and Traviz was feeling too weird. He wanted to run away and scream in panic, but he couldn't move his feet, because it was interesting... And mom and dad seemed much happier than the ones he saw on TV. Was that fun? But... Daddy was sticking the thing inside momma's... He didn't get it. Did he want to pee? But daddy had to pee in the bathroom, not on momma!!! Traviz was horrified. He was about to enter in the room and warn that daddy had to go to the bathroom (because that's what momma taught him, whenever he squeezed his own thing, eager to pee), when daddy really peed on her. Ooh, no!!! It was too late!! Mom and dad both yelled something, and... Wait. Daddy's pee was white! White! Before he could process the bizarre scene, dad was to turn around, so Traviz quickly hid himself and got back to his bedroom, with his heart jumping out of his mouth.

He shared the strange thing with his friends, at school. One of them laughed at his face. 'That's sex, you idiot!' Sex? So it was sex. What people did to have babies. So he was born that way. So weird. Woah. So, was he about to have a brother?? No! No brother!! He'd have even less presents... But the bad part wasn't the brother thing. His friends already knew it... And he didn't. He felt so... Why didn't he know that before? He always had everything before his friends, why no one told him? Why people always hid things from him?? That was not fair. He was mad. But he would not be left behind, this time. Every night, Traviz would peek through their door, and watch them have the 'sex'. He didn't know why, but it seemed pretty cool, because they seemed happy. They were always taking sips of beer. Another thing he didn't get. He had tasted it once, it was terrible.

Mom usually was under dad, and dad pushed mom, as if he was angry. It was weird, but mom liked it. Once or twice they changed: mom was over dad, and she jumped on him, doing that sound. Traviz was getting used to that thing.

But soon, their play became boring. Everynight, they played the same sex thing. Traviz would rather play war game with his heroes. He loved Deadpool. Sighing, he went downstairs, and scushed himself in his bed, realizing that adults were very boring, not to mention that daddy wasn't Santa Claus anymore...