Foxy: I dare Wheatley to tell Chell how he feels, and kiss her.
GLaDOS: Of course! How could have not realised this before?
Chell: What? Feelings?!
Wheatley: *Red as a tomato* Wh-What? I don't- I would never-
GLaDOS: Chell, prepare yourself.
Wheatley: Argh! Why-why would I have feelings for her?
Chell: Is there something you need to tell me?
Wheatley: You-you've got brain damage, I don't have any reason to have feelings for-for you.
Chell: Excuse me?
GLaDOS: Oooh, this might get emotional, I'll just focus on my co-operative testing initiative bots...
Wheatley: No I-I don't think that you-
Look, if I had feelings for you, I would've told you. (Whispers under breath) You can do this, Wheatley, she won't say no, you can do this. *Takes deep breath* Okay, okay fine, I-I have feelings for you, Chell, I always have had-had feelings for you. You've got the most-the most beautiful hair, a-a beautiful smile, beautiful eyes. And all I've ever thought about since you woke up from your cyrosleep is-is you. And now all I can think about is how that all changed when I took control. *Crying* THERE! I SAID IT! YOU HAPPY NOW! YOU HAPPY NOW, FOXY?!
GLaDOS: Well that didn't take as long as I thought it would. But there's one more thing you have to do for the dare.
Wheatley: What? Two things... One dare? I'm-I'm not doing that!
Chell: *Blushing* Hey, it's alright, besides, it's not like you can ACTUALLY kiss me or anything.
Wheatley: Wait, you're actually okay with that? You-you just take the dare and do it?
Chell: Well it's not like we have a choice.
Wheatley: Okay, fine, I'll do it.
GLaDOS: *Peeking up from her monitor* This should be good.
Wheatley: But only if you kiss me too.
Chell: *blushing* Fine.
Wheatley: On one?
Chell: Whenever you're-
Wheatley: ONE!
Wheatley: *Quickly leans forward and kisses Chell on the lips.*
Chell: I wasn't even ready! Also, you saw the dare, didn't you? You didn't have to kiss me on the lips.
Wheatley: I know.
GLaDOS: That was almost as good as when you disengaged from your management rail.
Chell: So-so you actually have feelings for me?
Wheatley: Well go on. It's-it's your turn now.
Chell: Three, ONE! *leans forward and plants a kiss on Wheatley's optic while blushing*
Wheatley: Oh, the optic! You didn't have to do it there, now it's all blurry!
Chell: I know...
Both: *Smiling and blushing*
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Ask & Dare : Portal Edition
FanfictionHello, my name is Gingeminer and due to my obsession with Chelley, (Wheatley X Chell) I've decided to make a more fan-based Portal book. Feel free to ask and dare. Wheatley has an embarrassing secret that could get interesting if it were to be asked...
