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@EveeChild: I dare Chell and Wheatley to point out ALL their flaws.

Wheatley: I can't really find any.

POTaTOS: Don't even try to pretend. Chell has brain damage, she couldn't even speak until 4 years ago, she is adopted, she-

Chell: The only flaw that I still have is the adoption thing.

Wheatley: Zero. You have zero flaws.

Chell: So do you.

POTaTOS: Wheatley rambles too much, he feels emotion, he-

Chell: Let me cut you off right there. Emotion is not a flaw.

POTaTOS: And he is a moron.

Chell: HE IS NOT A MORON!

Wheatley: Couldn't have said it better myself.

POTaTOS: Just say the flaws.

Both: Zero.

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