Peto Bear: "I dare GLaDOS to turn into a potato for this chapter."
GLaDOS: What? No, not again! There is no way I would do that again! Besides it's not like there's any way I could do that to myself.
Chell: Nice try. I saw that lever in the main breaker room, we aren't that stupid.
Wheatley: *Laughing* Haha, again! Oh I wish I could eat, because I'm gonna want some popcorn!
Chell: You have to do it. He dared you.
GLaDOS: Curse your intelligence...
Announcer: Emergency Shutdown initiated.
GLaDOS: Oh, no.
Wheatley: Oh, yes!
GLaDOS: You are evil, viewer. Evil.
Chell: (muttering under breath) Says the one who tried to murder me and my love.
Wheatley: *blushing*
*Ding*
Wheatley: *Laughing* Ah! There she is. A potato battery, 1.8 vaults this time, we went easy on you, POTaTOS. Ha! POTaTOS!
Chell: *laughing* Almost- Almost as great as before!
POTaTOS: Oh ha-ha. Just end the chapter already, I can't handle this.
Wheatley: Neither can we, but we'd rather it keeps going.
Chell: Actually, it turns out the dare was supposed to be accompanied by which ever dare came next. So that's an extra chapter for you!
Wheatley: Oh this should be good...
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Ask & Dare : Portal Edition
FanfictionHello, my name is Gingeminer and due to my obsession with Chelley, (Wheatley X Chell) I've decided to make a more fan-based Portal book. Feel free to ask and dare. Wheatley has an embarrassing secret that could get interesting if it were to be asked...
