@QueenOceania956: Is there any way GLaDOS can turn human for a chapter? Cause if so, I dare GLaDOS to do some of the tests she tortured Chell with.
GLaDOS: Okay, the potato was understandable, but really?
Chell: A dare is a dare.
Wheatley: And that was a dare, so umm, do it.
Chell: I don't know what she would be, though. She deleted Caroline.
Wheatley: Who?
Chell: Nevermind.
GLaDOS: Why do I even have a switch for that?!
Chell: Your guess is as good as mine. *Pulls lever*
GLaDOS: Which tests am I even going to do?!
Wheatley: The hardest ones.
Chell: Ten of them. *Whispers to Wheatley* 20.
Announcer: Emergency shutdown initiated. Please step away from the Core Transfer Bay.
Wheatley: Why the core transfer bay?
Chell: No clue.
*Ding*
*She had black hair, yellow eyes, and she wore white all over.*
Chell: Time for revenge.
Wheatley: Ooh! I know! Let her do the test with the companion cube, the one when I stuck out of the panel!
Chell: Whatever you say.
*GLaDOS walked over to the companion cube and the portal gun in her hand. She picked it up, and Chell pushed the fizzle button.
Chell: *Half giggling* Oh I'm sorry. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test?
GLaDOS: Really? You're even using my own quotes.
Chell: Yup!
*She picked up the next cube and put it in front of the laser.*
Chell: *Pushes button* Oh. No. I fizzled that one too. Oh well, we have warehouses full of the things. Absolutely worthless.
GLaDOS: You do realise, this doesn't even matter to me? I have no affection towards the cube.
Chell: It's still fun.
Wheatley: *Whispers into Chell's ear*
Chell: Did you know that people with a guilty conscious are more easily startled by loud noi--Train Horn--
GLaDOS: Argh! Really?!
Chell and Wheatley: *Laughing really hard*
*19 more tests later GLaDOS marched into the room and nearly killed the two of them. But she had no idea how to use her body very well, so she just went back into her body.*
Chell: You're lucky I didn't send you to the test with the fire pit.
GLaDOS: You're lucky I'm not going to strangle both of you.
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Ask & Dare : Portal Edition
FanfictionHello, my name is Gingeminer and due to my obsession with Chelley, (Wheatley X Chell) I've decided to make a more fan-based Portal book. Feel free to ask and dare. Wheatley has an embarrassing secret that could get interesting if it were to be asked...
