Stardustmaster2005: I dare you all to play spin the bottle.
(By the way, guys, I'm using a randomized thingy for this. It's like dice, 1 is Chell, 2 is wheatley, 3 is GLaDOS, 4 is Doug, 5 is me :D, and 6 is my OC, Xen0. And yes, Xen0 is in this book now. So I roll two dice, and the first number has to kiss the second number.)
GLaDOS: Oh dear god...
Wheatley: You've gotta do it!
Chell: Okay, who, uh, actually do we even have a bottle?
Me: *finishes drinking fanta bottle* We do now. :D
They all sat in a circle.
Xen0: I swear to god if I get Wheatley...or GLaDOS! PLEASE TELL ME I WON'T GET GLaDOS!
Wheatley: You won't get GLaDOS. It's a one in six chance.
Me: *spins bottle* *bottle lands on Xen0*
Xen0: NO. NO IM NOT EVEN-- ISN'T THAT INSESS?! CAN WE RESPIN THAT?!
GLaDOS: You have to do it...
Me: Ugh, okay. I created him anyway, so I know exactly how uncomfortable he is with this. *kisses Xen0*
Xen0: If anyone asks, that was a friendly kiss.
Me: Deal. Okay Wheatley, you're up!
Xen0: Yeah, because you took my seat next to him...
Wheatley: *spins bottle* *bottle lands on Chell*
Chell: *blushes*
Wheatley: Didn't we already do this?! It's not fair, respin!
GLaDOS: You do realize that you're only other famine choices are...lets see...me.
Chell: It's not that bad. We're together now-it's normal.
Wheatley: Whatever... *kisses Chell*
Me: *Fangasms*
Chell: So you're next, Mrs. Monster.
GLaDOS: Thanks, Mrs. Lunatic. *Spins bottle* *bottle lands on me*
Xen0: Uhm, Adam. *pokes me*
Me: *Wakes up* *Looks at bottle* *vomits*
GLaDOS: I don't even know any more.
Me: Can we just stop?
Wheatley: No! It's fun! Please just do it. Pleaaasse?
Me: You know I can't say no to that. From you anyway.
Wheatley: YAAAY.
GLaDOS: I would rather kiss...okay, you're actually the best person in this room I could probably kiss.
Doug: *depressive noise* D:
GLaDOS: *kisses Adam* *runs to bathroom to wash off mouth* *realizes we don't have a bathroom*
Me: Alright, Xen0, you're up.
Xen0: *spins bottle* *whispering* PleasedontbeGLaDOS PleasedontbeGLaDOS PleasedontbeGLaDOS PleasedontbeGLaDOS... *bottle lands on Chell*
Me: Oh. OHHHAHAHA! Oh wow, I love it when things happen like that!
Chell: Hm?
Xen0: N-nothing. I just have to-to uh, k-kiss you. *quickly kisses Chell on the lips and backs away*
Chell: *Stares at Xen0*
Xen0: *Smiles* *blushes*
Doug: *Quietly spins bottle* *bottle lands on GLaDOS* Oh.
GLaDOS: Oh.
Me: Okay, now kiss!
Doug: Y'know, I had a crush on you anyway, and other than that Xen0 kid, I have the guts to say it.
GLaDOS: Wait wh--
Doug: *kisses GLaDOS*
GLaDOS: *blushes*
Xen0: And what was that you were saying about me not having guts?
Chell: He was just talking about how unlike you, he has the guts to say if he likes someone. He meant about how you liked me and all...
Xen0: WTH?!
Chell: *smirks*
Me: So, who's turn is it?
Chell: Mine, I think... *spins bottle softly* *bottle lands on GLaDOS*
Wheatley: *laughs*
Chell: N-no. She has tried to kill me before!
GLaDOS: I'd be arguing about how I'm nice now, but I want to get out of this just as bad as you do. And we're both women.
Chell: Ew. Okay, does everyone agree on a respin?!
Me: Yeah.
Doug: Definitley.
Xen0: Sure, yeah.
Wheatley: Eh, okay.
Chell: *spins bottle again* *bottle lands on Xen0* You're joking.
Xen0: Actually, bottles can't joke.
Wheatley: Ah, that is true.
Me: You have to do it.
Chell: Okay, okay, fine. I'll kiss the poor kid. *kisses Xen0 on the cheek*
Xen0: *blushes*
Me: I think that's enough spin the bottle for today.
GLaDOS: *looks at me awkwardly* Uh, yeah.
(Okay, that actually turned out pretty cool, AND WHEATLEY GOT TO KISS CHELL HAHA I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN THE DIE LANDED LIKE THAT. So, a few ships that I liked popped up, yay. Anyway, hope you liked this.)
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