I_Sushi_I: Can I have a hug? Make cake with no frosting.
GLaDOS: Cake without frosting is like Aperture without testing. No.
Chell: Eh, sure. Might as well be nice now that I'm able to speak.
Random Person: I HAVE NO FRIENDS.
Me: Get out.
Random Person: Awwww... *Hangs head and leaves*
GLaDOS: Hang on. Let me research these 'hugs'......... No.
Wheatley: *Pushes GLaDOS into Sushi, who hugs her forcefully.*
GLaDOS: GET AWAY. *Pushes Sushi away.*
Wheatley: Fine, I'll give her one. *Hugs Sushi.*
Chell: Why not? *Hugs Sushi.*
GLaDOS: {Thinking} I could probably make money with this...
Rattmann: I don't hug. I'm independent and I have no reason to hug anyone but my-
Chell: I LIKE VAMPIRES! I LIKE VAMPIRES! I LIKE VAMPIRES! I LIKE VAMPIRES! I LIKE VAMPIRES! *Pants and sweats.*
Rattmann: As I was saying. I have no reason to hug anyone but my cube.
P-Body: *Brings in cake without frosting.*
Wheatley: Oh, can we eat it?! I haven't eaten anything as a human! I'm hungry...
Chell: Don't. The cake is a lie.
Me: *Thinks about how millions of people have heard that saying yet they still don't know that Portal invented it.*
Wheatley: Not without frosting it isn't! *runs to cake.*
GLaDOS: He's not lying. The cake isn't a lie this time.
Wheatley: *Grabs Chell's hand.* C'mon, luv!
Chell: *Blushes*
Wheatley: *Eats a bite of cake.* See?! It's actually.... quite good without frosting!
Rattmann: Is it really?!
Wheatley: No! It's horrible! Frosting is everything in a cake! I liked it better when it was surrounded by turrets!
GLaDOS: Yeah, I thought so.
P-Body: *Walks away*
Random Person: *Peers back into room.* Can I have some?!
Wheatley: Get out!
Me: *High fives Wheatley.*
GLaDOS: I refuse to try the cake.
Wheatley: No, you have no idea what you're missing out on! It's amazing!
Chell: No it-
Wheatley: *Whispering* Just play along.
GLaDOS: *Shrugs* *Takes a bite and spits it out*
Wheatley And Chell: *Laughs*
Wheatley: And they call me a moron!
GLaDOS: For the record, you are the one who tried the cake first. That's one of the dumbest things you've done!
Wheatley: ...
P-Body: *Hugs Sushi*
Atlas: *Hugs Sushi*
GLaDOS: Why do you even hug? It accomplishes nothing but human relationship. That's the worst part of science.
Chell: *Hugs Wheatley*
I_Sushi_I: *Hugs them both for a group hug*
GLaDOS: Seriously! THIS ACHIEVES NOTHING! WHY ARE YOU-
Wheatley: Shhhhhhhhhhhh.... It achieves science...
GLaDOS: OH YEAH, BECAUSE YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT SCIENCE!
Dory: (From Nemo) Hey mister grumpy gills. c: Do you know what you gotta do when life gets you down?
GLaDOS: Get out.
Dory: *Swims away.*
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Ask & Dare : Portal Edition
FanfictionHello, my name is Gingeminer and due to my obsession with Chelley, (Wheatley X Chell) I've decided to make a more fan-based Portal book. Feel free to ask and dare. Wheatley has an embarrassing secret that could get interesting if it were to be asked...
