The Cheeky Bitch (A 1D fanfic)

Cheeky Dinner Guest

Lexi's POV

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"Lexi! Go and clean your tables and then you can leave if you want." Jess called from the kitchen.

"Thanks Jess." I said before grabbing a rag and started to wipe off my tables. As I was wiping them down I heard the sound of the chimes above the doors go off, signaling someone was coming in.

“We’re closed, come back another day.” I called not looking up from my table.

“Hello, Sexy Lexi.” A husky voice said from behind me. I dropped my rag and turned to see a very cheeky looking Harry Styles and a pissed off looking Zayn Malik.

I put my hand on my hip raising my tank top a bit as I did so. “Well if it isn’t Mr. Styles and Mr. Malik. How can I help you?” I said.

“I want my phone back.” Zayn hissed through his teeth.

“What phone?” I asked innocently as I walked over to the hostess desk to throw my rag in a bucket behind the desk.

“My cell phone you used to prank call Ed Sheeran and Harry.” Zayn spat venomously. He was in no mood to play around which made me want to play around even more.

“What does it look like?” I asked him taping my chin lightly as I rested my other arm on the hostess’ desk. Harry was trying so hard to no laugh while Zayn wanted to stab me.

“You little bit-“ He started but Harry cut him off.

“Zayn!” Harry scolded.

“It’s a black iPhone 4s with a blue cover.” Zayn gritted through his teeth.

“Oh I have seen that phone!” I exclaimed. He sighed in a relieved manner. “But I can’t give it to you.” I said. Zayn’s head shot back up in anger.

“What do you mean you can’t give it to me?!” Zayn said angrily.

“I don’t have it. Someone already came to pick it up.” I said as I smiled.

Zayn looked at Harry for some help but Harry just shrugged. “Who did you give it too?” Zayn asked as calmly as he could.

“A man. He had a camera around his neck and asked me how I knew you guys or whatever. He kept snapping pictures of you guys as you came in. I told him I didn’t know you guys but you forgot your phone so he offered to give it to you.” I said as seriously as I could. The look of Zayn’s face was absolutely priceless. His jaw hit the floor and his eyes were wide.

“Are you crazy?! You are the absolute most insane person I have ever met. Who gives a celebrity’s phone to the paparazzi?!” He shouted allowing all his anger to blow up in my face.

Harry was shocked with how Zayn exploded on me but I didn’t even flinch I just smirked at Zayn while he screamed in my face.

As Zayn finished shouting he turned around to walk right out of Nandos and let the door hit him on the way out.

Harry was just shocked at what happened but as he turned to face me I couldn’t help my smirk. He was slightly confused until I reached into my pocket and pulled out the device that caused this commotion. I saw Harry’s eyes widened in shock and then the ends on his mouth turned into a sly grin.

“When Zayn cools down from his shit fit he’s throwing right now. Give him this.” I said before putting my leather jacket on and grabbed my purse.

“You are something else, you know that Lexi?” Harry said.

“So they tell me.” I shrugged. “But now you need to leave because I’m going home and we are closed.” I said looking back to my section to make sure everything was cleaned.