The Cheeky Bitch (A 1D fanfic)

Cheeky Embarrassment

Same conversation from the end of the last chapter...

Lexi's POV: 

I couldn't stand this girl Adrianna. It's not because she was a bitch or because she was rude or mean. In fact, she was the complete opposite, this girl was obnoxiously nice! Everything that came out of her mouth was so nice it was gross! 

She grew up in a small town in Kansas but was shipped off here. Why? Why would a parent allow their naive, innocent and dumb child to London by themselves, I have no idea.

Plus this girl was dumb. Like if any of you have grown up with the show The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, this girl makes London Tipton look like a fucking rocket scientist. I couldn't believe how dumb this girl was. 

It wasn't like she was innocent dumb, it's just she took the expression of Dumb Blonde to a whole other level. I understand that people have Dumb Blonde moments but this girl's life was one big Dumb Blonde moment. 

"So Adrianna, what brings you on the tour?" Harry asked, like the "gentleman" he was. 

"Well, my aunt is friends with Paul and he said he needed help on the merchandise team. My aunt wasn't really fond of my job back home." She explained. Zayn told her to pull up a seat and sit with us since the boys finished eating. 

Zayn and Harry were making nice-nice with Adrianna while Liam left to skype Danielle. Louis, Niall and I were sitting at the table watching this catastrophe as we tried to hold our laughter in.

"What did you do that your aunt didn't approve of?" Harry asked as he took a sip of his water. 

"I worked at Hooters." She said. Harry almost had a spit take making me let out a giggle. 

"You worked at Hooters?" Zayn asked sudden;y intrigued. 

"Yes, it's very classy work." She said in all seriousness. 

"Sure, like a stripper pole." I mumbled just loud enough for Louis and Niall to hear. Both boys tried to supress their laughter but Niall being Niall couldn't hold it. 

"Something funny?" Adrianna asked looking at the 3 of us with her big doey eyes. Harry and Zayn turned around as well.

"Sorry, Louis was just telling me that Niall has a small dick and Niall was just agreeing to it." I said with a huge grin while nodding a bit. 

Niall stopped laughing and stared at me in shock. Louis burst into laughter and fell off his chair. 

"NO WE WEREN'T! WE WERE SAYING HOW LEXI WAS LAUGHING AT--" But I stopped him but kicking him in the shin. "FUCKING HELL." He shouted as he rubbed his shin. 

"Carry on, we'll be fine." I smirked at her pretending I was intresting at one thing that she was saying. Louis finally calmed down and regained his composure and sat back on the chair. 

"Where were we." Zayn said turning back to Adrianna.

"It is, I even had someone come up to me and ask them to model for them." She explained. 

"Oh really, what did you model?" Harry asked. 

"Well a man came up to me saying he needed a model and he had a card and everything. But I had to do the photoshoot behind a Burger King because the photogapher's studio was flooded.. I haven't seen the photos yet because they are still in his camera, but ill get them." She assure us with a smile. 

Is she for real?

"When did you do this shoot?" Harry asked. 

"Almost 2 years ago." She said.