The Cheeky Bitch (A 1D fanfic)

Cheeky Caterer

A/n: okay...about that gif I added, I cant stop laughing because it totally looks like hes saying im horny bitch....lol

Lexi's POV:

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Zayn fucking Malik is an arrogant prick. He thinks he is God's gift to women. The fact that women drop thier knickers for him doesn't help the cause either. 

At the club the other night, the jerk gave me a fucking hickey! Who does that? Okay, I do admit that I was teasing him a bit but I didn't leave a mark. Thanks to him, I now have a big, red, blotchy mark on my neck. It's gross. Thank god I work miracles with make-up and it was completly covered. 

It's not the first time I had a hickey, but the fact that Zayn Malik gave it to me is disgusting. I feel like he marked me. You know those animals that get tagged on the ear for studies? That's how I felt. 

"Thanks for coming to Nandos, come again." I said with my usual fake over-happy tone to the family finishing up. I smiled at each of the members as they walked away from the table. I grabbed the remaining dishes off the table and placed them in the kitchen. 

I came back to the table to pick up the bill. I opened it to see the money left. 

"Gee, why don't you come again, next time with the other half of my tip." I mumbled to myself as I wipped down the table. 

"Uh, Miss, we would like to be seated." Someone said from behind me. 

"Just sit anywhere, i'll be right with you." I said still wiping down the table. 

"Where is the best seat?" the person asked. 

Seriously? The best seat, it's a fucking restaurant not a movie theater! Sit anywhere! I thought to myself.

I threw the rag down on the table. "It doesn't matter, they are all the same. Just sit down and i'll be right-" I said before realizing who I was talking to when i turned around. "NIALL!" 

"Hey babes!" He said opening his arms for a hug.  I accepted the hug as he brought me into his chest before pulling away. I then realized he was with Louis. 

"Hey Lou!" I smiled before giving him a hug. He smiled. 

'Hey SexyLexi!" 

"You really need to stop calling me that, I already changed my Twitter name to Lexi_Campbell93." I said seeing a pout on his face.

"Why!" He whined like 3 year old as he stomped his foot. 

"Because the first hundrend mentions I got were all asking if I was a hooker!" I exclaimed maybe a bit too loudly for a restaurant.

The two boys burst out into laughter, throwing their heads back. I placed my hand on my hip and popped it out a bit as I pursed my lips. "I just want to remind you that I still have to get back to you for locking me in a closet so I suggest you stop laughing at me."

Immediatly the two shut their mouths. "Better." I smiled. "Now, you here to have lunch?" I asked.

"Yeah, but we placed an order, we are here to pick up actually. Paul needs us to be back for an important meeting." Niall explained. 

"Oh, Okay, here follow me. I went back to the kitchen and saw 3 big brown bags. I checked the tag to see if it was for them. "I've got an order here for Kyle and Hughy, that you?" I asked. Both boys nodded with huge grins. "Creative." 

I handed each boy a bag as I carried one bag to the hostess's desk so they could pay for their order. 

"So what's so important about this meeting you got going on?" I asked as we reached the desk. I grabbed the tag and rung up their orders on the cash register. 

"We go on tour in a week, so he's giving us a crash course on what to expect. Nothing we haven't heard before." Louis explained as Niall handed me the money for their order. 

"How long are you guys going for?" I asked as I gave Niall back his change. 

"A couple months, it's a Euro tour." Niall said. 

I nodded. Atleast I get a couple months away from Malik. I thought. 

"Oh that's fun.' I said. "Enjoy your meal guys." 

They smiled and said their goodbyes before walking out the front door of the restaurant. 

"Lex, you there love?" I heard Jess call from the back. 

"Yea, i'm here." I said as I walked to the back where I saw Jess sitting in a booth filling out some forms. 

"I need your help." She said. 

'Sure, what's up?" I asked as i slid into the booth seat across from her. 

"We have a big order coming in for catering." She started. "It's for a group of people going away for a while and they need meals from us for them. Now usually I would just ask Thomas or Beth to do it but they can't. Beth has her kids to watch and Thomas is going to UNI." she said. 

"Okay so you want me to waitress for them?" I asked. 

"Yeah. Jack will go with you to cook the meals and I just need ot there to see if people need refils and to clean up, stuff like that." Jess explained. 

"So, these people are doing conventions of some sort across Europe?" I asked. 

"Well, not exactly...." 

***  

1 week later

Zayn's POV:

Today was the day, we were going on tour. I was so pumped and excited. I loved touring, I loved performing for fans. Plus i get a whole 4 months away from The Cheeky Bitch. Ah, Life was so good.

Right now, Niall and I were walking across the lot to our tour bus but he was unsually hyper today. He was jumping around and the screaming "PATATO!" 

"Nialler! What's up with you, why are you so hyper?" I asked as we reached the bus. 

"You didn't hear? Simon as finally answered my prayers! Nandos is catering the tour!" He exclaimed excitedly as he opened the door of the tour bus and started to climb the steps with me behind him. 

"Wait, but does that mean-" I was cut off as I reached the inside of the bus.

"Hi bestie."