The Cheeky Bitch (A 1D fanfic)

Cheeky Roommate

Lexi's POV:  

"Hi Bestie" I smirked as I kept a hand on my hip. I was standing in the center of the boy's tour bus, smirking down at a very shocked Zayn Malik. 

"What the fuck are you doing here!?" Zayn hissed at me. 

"Zayn! Language!" Harry scolded the fuming dark haired boy infront of me. 

"You didn't hear? I'm going to be touring with you best friend. The whole time. Nandos is catering your tour." I said putting emphasis on the friend thing. Zayn needed to stay in character even though it was killing me. 

When he heard me say best friend, his expression softened. Don't get me wrong, he was pissed but he needed to pull off the whole friend thing. "Fine." Was all he said before whipping out his phone from his back pocket and started to scroll through it.

'So when do we get Nandos? When? Now? Soon? I'm really hungry, I want Peri-Peri chicken!" Niall rambled on in excitement. 

"Chill, Irish. You'll get it for dinner, don't worry about it." I laughed at his hyperness. 

"I can't believe Nandos is catering! My prayers have been answered!" He exclaimed while putting both his hands together towards the ceiling.

"About that, how did you manage to get Nandos to cater? Let alone to get me to work for you guys?" I asked leaning over the counter in their surprisingly large kitchen for a tour bus. 

"Well, Nialler, over here, has been begging Uncle Simon to get Nandos to cater for atleast 5 months." Louis explained. "I get he finally said yes."

"How did you convince him?" I asked. 

"I guess after showing my in the Nandos chicken costume for weeks on end, singing about how much I love their food, Simon finally got annoyed." Niall said in the most casual tone ever. 

"Wait, you actully showed up in a chicken costume to Simon Cowell's office, singing about Nandos regularly?" I asked in shock. 

Niall nodded with a huge grin. "The boy takes his Nandos very seriously." Harry smiled while I just shook my head and laughed. 

"I'm gonna take a nap. Try not to be loud." Zyan said looking straight at me. I just glared at him. 

As he walked off I mumbled, "Twat." only loud enough for the 4 boys infront of me to hear. 

"Zayn isn't that bad." Liam said when he saw that Zyan couldn't hear us anymore. 

"Yeah, I'm sure he isn't that bad................just as long as you block out all of his obnoxious comments, stand 8 feet away from him, close both your eyes and turn your head in a 35 degree angle. Only then is he reasonable." I said while the boys just snickerd. "Hey, atleast i'm trying to be friends him." I said. 

'Yes, and we appreciate that." Liam said taking a seat on the couch with the other 2 boys. 

"I'm thristy, do you guys have juice or something?" I said turning around to face the fridge. 

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I opened it and stood there for a little bit until I grabbed a Mango Fuze juice they had and shut the door behind me. 

"Nice shorts, SexyLexi." Louis said before winking. Well, I see that nickname is sticking. 

"That's what he said." I smirked before returning the wink. 

"Have guys actually said that?" He asked. 

I nodded. "More than you think."

"About how many times." He wondered.