The Cheeky Bitch (A 1D fanfic)

Cheeky Twitter Account

Lexi’s POV:

“I want food.” I stated as I walked out of the bathroom and downstairs to the boys’ kitchen. I skipped down to their fridge and checked what was inside.

“Who said you can eat our food?” Niall asked as he sat on the island.

“Because my Irish friend, you kept me in that bathroom for an hour and a half and now I’m fucking starving.” I smiled before going back to the fridge.

Niall just shrugged and grabbed a Coke from the fridge. “Why don’t we order Chinese? It’s lunch time anyway.” Liam offered.

“YUM!” I exclaimed and nodded. Liam quickly grabbed the phone and made an order. I think he ordered Lo Mein and Pineapple chicken or something like that.

“Want to watch a movie?” Harry asked. I shrugged.

“Sure, it’s not like I have anything else to do on my day off.” I said sarcastically with a grin in the end.

“You love us.” Harry joked.

‘Eh, not really.” I said before plopping down on the couch. “I don’t like people that make me wake up early on my day off just to lock me in their bathroom.”

“But now you and Zayn are great friends, right?” He eyed me but I shifted my gaze to Zayn who gave a subtle nod.

“Yes, yes we are.”

“About that. I kind of pictured you a little angrier with us. You seem fine.” Harry said as Niall sat beside him.

“Oh, I’m angry. I just have ideas flowing in my mind about how to get you back.” I smirked evilly at him.

“Is anybody else scared for their lives right now?” Niall asked nervously. I just gave him a cynical smile  while Harry nodded with him.

“So, what movie we watching?”  Liam asked.

“PUSSY PATROL!” Louis shouted as he ran down the stairs to the living room.

“I guess we are watching the inbetweeners.” Liam sighed grabbing the DVD and inserting it into the Blu-Ray player.

“What’s the inbetweeners?” I asked suddenly earning wide eyes from every boy in that room. Including Zayn.

“You have never seen the Inbetweeners movie?” Louis asked seriously.

“No.”

“Do you live under a rock, sweet cheeks?” Zayn asked in his obnoxious BFF voice.

“No, but I’m sure you came out from one.” I glared but replied with a smile.

“Do we need to lock you in a closet now?” Niall suggested.

“NO!” Zayn and I said at the same time.

“Well then. Zayn why don’t you go and sit next to your new bestfriend?” Liam smirked.

“Fine.” Zayn said as he walked over to me and sat right next to me. He slid beside me and placed his arm around my shoulders.

“See, we are best friends!” Zayn exclaimed happily.

“Yeah! Now let’s see this movie you guys are raving about.” I said trying to move this conversation forward and away from the topic of Zayn and I because right now I wanted to vomit because of the fact that his arm was around me.

As the movie played the boys were laughing so hard that the house almost shook. Zayn was laughing as well and so was I but I hated being this close, it nauseated me.

“Lexi, Do you have Twitter?” Louis suddenly asked me.

I shook my head. “I never really found the point to it.”

“Okay, I’m making you one. What’s your email?” He asked as he tapped away on his phone.

“Why?” I whined keeping my eyes on the film.

“Because I want to make you an account, now tell me your email.”

I realized that there was no arguing with him so I just answered. LexiCampbell93@hotmail.com

He nodded and typed away. “Give me your phone.” He asked.

I pulled my iPhone out of my pocket and threw it to Louis. He caught it and started to type away.

“Mind getting that gross thing you call a hand off my shoulder.” I whispered harshly so no one besides Zayn could hear.

“My pleasure.” He said before moving his arm and shuffling away a bit. “Slut.” He mumbled.

“You have no proof that I am a slut, jackass.” I mumbled keeping my eyes on the film that was playing.

He bent down and brought his mouth to my ear. He was so close to my ear that his voice sent the hairs on my neck to stand straight up.

“You can always give me some proof, babe.” He whispered huskily in my ear.

I turned to face the smirking boy who was looking down at me. Zayn wanted to toy with me, fine. I’ll play right back. I brought my mouth to his ear.

“If I give you proof, you will never walk the same way again.” I said before winking at him.

“Don’t tell me that babe, because you will have bruises all over your body.” He said in the most seductive voice he could muster up. There was no way I would fall for that.

“Don’t go make promises you can’t keep.” I winked before getting up to grab a drink and gently moving my hand over Zayn’s groin.

I couldn’t help but giggle when Zayn let out a grunt. “Cheeky Bitch” he mumbled.

The doorbell rang signaling that the Chinese food was here. Liam got up and paid the delivery and handed me the packages. I placed them on the counter and before I even opened the bag Niall attacked me and grabbed his food.

“Watch it Irish!” I exclaimed.

“Sorry Lex, I’m hungry.”

I just rolled my eyes jokingly at Niall and grabbed some Lo Mein. I grabbed a drink as well and walked back to the sofa to sit next to an angry looking Zayn who scowled as he ate his food.

“Here’s your phone Lex.’ Louis said as he handed it back. I looked down and saw my new Twitter account opened. I saw that I was following all the boys already and had… 10,000 followers?!

“How the hell do I already have 10,000 followers?” I exclaimed.

“Have you seen what I tweeted?” I shook my head. I looked back down at my phone.

@Louis_Tomlinson Everyone follow my new bestie @SexyLexi93 J

@Louis_Tomlinson Check out the BFF love over here :D [Twitpic of Zayn and I cuddling]

“Louis! You dumb slut! Why would you put my twitter name as Sexy Lexi?!” I demanded.

Everyone just started to laugh loudly and I just pouted in my spot. I continued to watch the film but Zayn interrupted my concentration on the film.

“So about that proof you were offereing…” Zayn started to whisper.

“Over my dead body, babe. Over my dead body.”  I whispered back and the smirked as I watched the rest of the film.