The Cheeky Bitch (A 1D fanfic)

Cheeky Body Shot

A/N: WARNING: MILD SEXINESS! lol

Zayn's POV:

It's official. Lexi Cambell was officially the biggest tease known to man kind. She would rub up against me on purpose but act all innocent about it. Sometimes she would bend over unexpectantly or she would say something seductively. Uch, she was just an annoying tease. And what made matters worse, she loved it. 

She loved the way I would squirm unexpectatly when she did something or touched me in a way. Her eyes would twinkle in delight while I just huffed in annoyance. It only affected me because she was hot. I tried so hard not to let her teasing get to me but it was no use. She knew exactly how to get under my skin as if there was a formula or tactic to do so. It was no use. 

Lexi was mean, caniving, rude and in one simple word. Cheeky. She was a bitch and I couldn't stand it. The boys would joke how we were the same person but there was no way that was possible. I might be a player and sometimes a jerk, but there was no way I was as bad as her. 

Lexi and I had been keeping up the act of being friends pretty well. The boys were happy that we were "friends". They like Lexi, why? I have no idea, but they do, so I had to be friends. The boys thought we were best friends. We would sit together when we went out for lunch with the boys or movie. At home we would laugh at each other's jokes which weren't actually jokes. I would tell her to laugh as soon as one the guys would walk in. We got this best friends thing going well. 

This afternoon, I went over to the bitch's house to learn more things about her and so she could learn more about me. We needed to make this more convincing. 

Lexi and I were now sitting on her sofa asking each other questions about each other. 

"So you graduated high school right?" I asked her. 

"Yes and with honors." She said. 

I scoffed. "Yeah right." 

"You don't believe me? I'm trilingual. I speak fluent, English, French and Russian." She argued back. 

"Prove it." I defended. 

"Vy vysokomernyĭ syn suka"

She said a phrase in russian that I had no idea what it meant. She did have an accent when she spoke which was shocking. "What did you just say?" I asked her. 

"I called you an arrogant son of a bitch in flawless russian" She smiled. 

'Of course." I said sarcastically. 

"What did you want to be if your music career didn't work out?" She asked. 

"I wanted to be a teacher." 

"Really?" 

"Yeah, is that so hard to believe?" I asked her. 

"Yup, because your a jerk." 

"I can be nice when I want to be, you're just a bitch."

She ignored my comment and then asked me another question. 

"So what religion are you?" She asked. 

"Muslim"

"Are you parents from here?"

"My dad is from Pakistan, my mom is from here." 

"Cool."

"How are you Jewish?" I asked genuinly intrigued.