The Cheeky Bitch (A 1D fanfic)

Cheeky Dancer

A/n: Thought that gif tied in GOOD with the title of the chapter.....LMAO

Lexi's POV:

"LEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIIII!" I heard a someone scream through the bus. 

Shit. I really wasn't in the mood for any crap like this right now. 

I groaned as I roled over in one of the bunks in the bus. Suddenly the curtain of my bunk was pushed opened to reveal an over happy looking Louis Tomlinson. 

"SEEEXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYY!" He shouted in my ear making me wince. I just woke up. 

"Lou, I'm going to tell you a fact of life right now okay?" I said as my eyes tried to adjust to the brightness that came from behind him. He nodded. 

"You interupt my sleep, I interupt your breathing. Simple." I grinned fakely before turning around and giving him my back. 

"Well, I don't care" He hummed before grabbing me by the waist and throwing me over his shoulder. Who knew Louis was so strong? Hmm. 

"TOMMO! PUT ME DOWN!" I shouted as I started to throw punches at his lower back at but. 

"Nah, I kinda like this view." I could feel the smirk that was on his face without even looking at him. He ran up and down across the bus making me sick. 

"Of course you like this view, it's the only view of a girl's ass you have ever seen" I said. 

Did I forget to mention that I was't wearing pants? And only a pair of lacy blue boy shorts and one of Niall's shirts?

Suddenly my face met with the floor for a hard collision. 

"Bitch!" I said as I rubbed the side of my face in pain and sat crossed legged on the floor. 

"You insult me, you feel the pain." He said flexing both his biceps. I gave him a have-you-met-me looking since I was the one who was known for revenge. Just ask Zayn.

"Twat." I mumbled before getting up and sitting on the couch, with Louis across of me. 

"The reason why I actually woke you up is because after the concert we have an event. It's for all the producers of the album and us but Jack wanted me to tell you that Nandos is catering so you need to waitress." 

"Okay, whatever." I said picking at the nail polish. I was doing this for a while until I realized Louis was staring at me. I looked up and saw a giant smirk on his face. "What?" I asked completly confused. 

"Why don't you and Zayn just hook up already?" He asked still smirking. 

I was completly and utterly annoyed with this question by now. "Because I don't sleep with douchebags." I said. 

Louis just gave a me an are-you-kidding-me look. "Okay fine, I don't sleep with famous douchebags." I said. Louis just broke a chuckle and continued. 

"You do know that both of you are exactly alike right?" He said, 

"No no we're no-" He cut me off. 

"See! You two are the same person! You're both stubborn and hot headed. You both love being right, plus, you're both very hot and sexy." He said before winking. 

"Louis, are you sure you're straight?" I asked being completly serious.

"Oh shut up! I'm serious though." 

"Nope, not going to happen. I won't sleep with Zayn. He's a prick, a douche and arrogant." I said. 

"But he only does that as a front. Starting last year, Zayn would sleep around all the time after a bad break up he had. The break up ruined him completly he wasn't the same. That's why he slept around all the time. He changed his personality and became the actual Bradford Bad Boi. Then you came along and you became the first girl to not drop your knickers for him."