Potter Watch [a HOO/HP fanfic](finished) [Demigods at Hogwarts]

Chapter Eleven: Watch-your-kids Live

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Meanwhile, on Mount Olympus, as the gods watch Hephaestus TV....

"Yeah!" Ares screamed as Reyna made the ferret bump the wall a few times. "Smash him in the head! Now, pull out a sword-"
"Oh, Ares," Aphrodite sighed. "It's so romantic! Just look at the way that young teacher is looking at her."
Bellona looked up from her study of a knife. "This had better not mean 'twists and turns' for my daughter, Venus. I saw what you did to poor Annabeth Chase's love life. Haven't you messed up Reyna's enough?"
Aphrodite's form flickered, and her Greek chiton became a Roman one, with a purple and gold belt. "Really, Bellona," she pouted, "a girl has to indulge!"
Bellona snarled menacingly.
"Personally," Zeus rumbled, "I wish you would do something about my son, Venus. Right now he's about as romantic as a paper bag."
Venus's form flickered, and she was Aphrodite again. "I'm rather disappointed in Jason, if you must know," she frowned. "It's my Piper who's supposed to break hearts- not him."
"Oh," Athena scoffed, "so it's alright if Piper does it first?"

"Mm-hmmm!"

Hephaestus twiddled with a few dials, and suddenly the whole classroom scene came out in bright colors instead of black and white. Athena's head whipped back around when she heard Annabeth's laugh echoing through the classroom. If Annabeth hadn't followed the Mark of Athena for her mother, Athena would have started to shout curses at that point. Children of Athena should be dignified.
Hephaestus chuckled when Leo called McGonagall "McDonalds lady". "That's my son," he said proudly.
Dionysus looked blearily at the forge god. "I would really think that an odd comment if your son didn't like partying."
Ares just looked disappointed that Malfoy was no longer a ferret.
"Well," said Poseidon proudly, when the hectic and hilarious episode of Watch Your Kids on Hephaestus TV ended, "Percy managed to turn Nico into a dolphin, Hades."
Hades, who was up at Olympus much more these days, grumbled. "My son has no gumption."
"So sorry your son was crossed in love," Aphrodite sighed.
Hades glared at her. "Was that your fault?"
Aphrodite gave out a little tinkle of a laugh. "Nico needs a female in his life. He already has several males. And Will and Miranda make a cute couple."
"True," Apollo mused. "I feel a haiku coming on:

Will likes Miranda
Nico is really jealous
They're really cute though!"

The gods uncovered their ears, crawled out from underneath their thrones, and reseated themselves once they saw that Apollo was finished.
"Anyways," Artemis said, "I wanted that girl for a Hunter. But now she's dating."
Hades scowled. "My son is miserable."
"Besides," Aphrodite continued, not paying attention to the gods' griping, "he needed to go to Hogwarts. Don't worry, Hades. I'll match your son up with somebody."
"Good heavens," Hera gasped, looking through the clouds. "Zeus, your son just kissed a Ravenclaw girl in the hallway!"
Aphrodite's face turned beet-red with rage. "Oh, just you wait! I'll turn that boy into a hedgehog! I'll flay him alive! I'll kill him!"
Zeus groaned. "Aphrodite, my dear, contain yourself. If you kill my son, I'll cancel your order of that dove chariot."
Aphrodite looked mutinous, but Zeus waved his hand at her regally. "He is a player, but he is also my son. Smack him in the head with something. A brick, maybe?"
Aphrodite smiled to herself.
An hour later, the Olympians heard a yelp of pain and knew what had happened. They were in the middle of cheering when they heard a tired hoot. An owl flew into the center of the throne room and dropped a large package next to Hestia, who picked it up carefully. "It's from a George Weasley," she announced to the rest of the Olympians. "I think he goes to Hogwarts."
Zeus snatched the letter from the top of the parcel and read it aloud.

Dear your great highnesses of the universe,
Enclosed is a package of Howler paper and envelopes. Just in case you want to yell at your children. Specifically Jason.
Respectfully,
George Weasley

"Hmm..." said Athena.

"Well," Zeus rumbled, "at least he was respectful of my supreme power." 

"Hmph! He was TALKING to all of us," Artemis said with a glower.

"Specifically me," Zeus said with a pompous snort.

"Yes," Aphrodite said, with a pointed look at the sky god. "About your SON, I believe."

"Fine," Zeus said, snorting again. "The next spell my son casts will misfire." 

"Good," the love goddes said complacently. 

Athena glanced over the letter. "What a wise boy!" 

"And he sounds like Percy," Poseidon said proudly. 

Dionysus glared. "That is NOT a good thing." 

Having thus declared George Weasley an approved character, the gods began to consider how best to use the Howler paper.