Akatsuki x Reader Oneshots

Hidan x Reader

"Hidan, what's it like to worship Jashin?" You asked innocently, tilting your head.

You and Hidan were right outside the base, sitting on a hill. Well, you were sitting. Hidan was laying on his back with both hands behind his head.

"It's fucking awesome babe." He grinned.

Yes, you two are dating. For 3 months to be exact.

"But wouldn't being immortal.. suck?" You asked slowly, not wanting to get him upset.

He looked over at you out of the corner of his eyes. "Hell no."

"But you have to watch everyone you care about die." You frowned.

"I don't give a shit about anyone but you." He huffed. "So it doesn't fucking matter."

"But you'd have to see me die." You crossed your arms.

"Become a Jashinist." He smirked, sitting up.

You blinked. That certainly wasn't the response you wanted. "I-i um.."

He picked you up easily and set you in his lap, wrapping his arms around your waist and he laid his chin on your shoulder so his hot breath fanned your neck gently.

You blushed and leaned back onto his built chest. "I guess I will.."

He chuckled, which vibrated against your back. "Damn straight you will."

He lightly placed a kiss on your neck. You shivered at the feeling.
"You wasn't going to give me a choice were you?" You asked, amused.

He grinned. "Bitch I might've." He then nibbled on your ear.

"I hope someone comes out and sees us." You said sarcastically.

"I fucking hope they do." He said seriously and slowly slid a hand downwards.

You jumped and squeaked at the feeling and immediately stood up from him.

"N-not cool!" You blushed, embarrassed.

He chuckled and stood up, smirking. "Embarrassed~?" He teased.

You pouted. "Maybe."

He then walked over to you and kissed you on the lips. "You know you love me bitch."

"I know I do." You smiled brightly and hugged him.

He slowly hugged back, now hoping no one saw them. The last thing he needed was Deidara or Tobi spreading that he gave hugs.

Without warning Hidan picked you up and tossed you over his lean shoulder. You squeaked in surprise.

"Wh-what are you doing!?" You semi shouted.

Hidan grinned again. "Going to my damn room."

You blushed and crossed your arms, but didn't protest against it. You were in for a long night..