Akatsuki x Reader Oneshots

Pick Up Line War! Hidan x Reader

You sat on the living room floor, bored out of your mind. Hidan, your best friend, was in font of you cleaning off his scythe.

"Hidan, I'm bored." You stated plainly.

He looked up at you, a grin on his face. "Wanna play Pick up Line War?"

You giggled and nodded with excitement. "Yes!! Okay you first."

He thought for a moment. "Baby I'm like Taco Bell, I'll spice up your night."

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

"You turn my soft ware to hard ware." He playfully winked.

"Santa must've come early because you're first on my list."

"Let's play Titanic. When I shout iceberg you go down on me."

You giggled. "If you were a pill I'd overdose."

"Iceberg!" He shouted.

You blinked, then both bursted out laughing. "Hidan you're such a pervert!"

He grinned. "I know~"

"Are you related to the sun? Cause seeing you brightened my day. Wait, I can't use that one because you're not 'bright' at all.."

Hidan's expression darkened, and you gulped nervously. You slowly arose to your feet, then began backing away slowly. He stood up as well, then stalked over to you.

You squeaked loudly and dashed off down the base's hallway, trying to escape the albino. Hidan ran after you and since he was faster he easily caught up to you. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you back, making you fear for your life as you kicked your legs around.

"Put me down!" You whined.

He smirked and began walking backwards while still holding you, walking back towards his room.

And on that moment, (First/Name) received a grim reminder that Hidan always got his way. Whether it's in wars, or bed.