Their Pickup Lines

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This is the result of studying too hard. My brain hurts to as an update I'll do a "scenario" type chapter for all the characters :3 if you have a scenario request, do not be shy! And beware of Kisame's, it's perverted.

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Pein: I may be god, but I still managed to fall for you

Konan: (I screwed this one up xD) I have many pieces of paper so I'll have enough room for your number

Deidara: Art may be a bang, but I'd bang you. (Oh gawd that's been used a billion times I'm sorry! *bows*)

Sasori: You can call me Danna ;)

Kisame: Did you know that sharks have huge dicks?

Tobi: Senpai told Tobi girls taste like candy, can I try it out on you?

Hidan: Nice tits.

Nagato: With all my bodies, I'm sure to pleasure you ;)

Itachi: If I could rearrange the Alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together

Kakuzu: I'm not wasting money on you.

Zetsu: Um.. you look pretty..

Omg what did I do to these poor people? XD Anyways, sorry about the perverted level!

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