Akatsuki x Reader Oneshots

Riku x Pinocchio; Picnic Blowjobs

On a warm summer evening, Pinocchio and the love of his life, Riku, were sprawled out on a picnic blanket overlooking the sunset. The caws of pigeons pooping on rooftops echoed around the couple.

Pinocchio, wrapped up in Riku's arms, tried to stifle a giggle. Riku looked down at him questionably. Pinocchio responded with a little guffaw, "I've got wood." Riku started to laugh along with him.

"Isn't the sunset fabulous, my love?" Riku whispered into Pinocchio's ear.

"It certainly is, Riku-poo… Would you like a blowjob to commemorate the beauty of the sunset?" Pinocchio asked.

"…No one has ever asked me that before! I would enjoy that very much so," Riku smiled, and pulled out a bottle of viagra. He had a problem getting it up, and started to take medication. He ingested the pill, and his pants started to tent. The zipper popped, and out rose his massive fruiting body. Viagra tends to do that to people.

Pinocchio kneeled in front of Riku and snared his cock in between his fingers. Riku let out a delightfully feminine moan at the attention, and then his knees shook with horniness. Pinocchio was trying not to laugh while he took him into his mouth.

Riku noted that Pinocchio didn't have a gag reflex. As such, he had no problems deep-throating, and that bothered Riku because of that gif he saw once.

A few moments later, Riku was howling and coming all over inside Pinocchio's warm, cavernous mouth. Pinocchio farted afterwards, signifying he was through.

"Was that wonderful, dear?" Pinocchio asked.

"Verily! Now, let us ride off into the sunset on my majestic stallion!" Riku yelled, and BAM they were on a unicorn dream eater. The unicorn dream eater pranced away gayly, and they all lived happily ever after.

I really hope you guys don't murder me for this! I just thought it was hilarious XD