Akatsuki x Reader Oneshots

Yahiko x Reader; That's what she said

"Eat." Yahiko demanded with a full mouth.

You pouted. "I'm not hungry."

"Look, we've been training all day. You need your fuel." He said, lifting his chop sticks up to his mouth.

You sighed and looked down at your full bowl of rice curry Master Jiryaya had made for you, Konan, Yahiko, and Nagato. Konan sat beside you, eating with manners. Nagato was staring at his food, like you.

"I dunno.. Last time it blew up and got all over my face."

Yahiko snickered. "That's what she said."

You stared at him with a deadpan expression. "What?"

Konan sighed. "It's a way of saying that what you said can be taken sexually."

You blinked, then looked horrified. "Ew you pervert!" You yelled, pointing at him with an accusing finger.

Yahiko smirked. "I'm used to it." He shrugged, then continued eating.

You shook your head and watched him, looking at the white thing you couldn't identify on the side of his face. "Yahiko, you have a white thing on your face."

Yahiko slowly looked back up at you with a wide grin. "That's what she said."

This time Konan cracked a smile at his perverted ways and even Nagato was hiding a small smile. You glared at him. "Fine, I'll just stop talking to you."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Time Skip brought to you by a perverted riddle: What goes in dry and hard, then comes out wet and saggy? Comment your answer AND first thoughts over it xD~*~*~*~*~*

You kept true to your word. You didn't say anything to him all day. When you two were sparring partners, you silently beat him. When he would ask you a question, you'd shrug and move on. Yahiko got tired of it and decided to confront you.

"(First-Name)!" He yelled, barging into the small hideout you five called home.

You were on the floor, reading a scroll as you tried to learn a new jutsu. When he entered, you looked at him, then back at your scroll with a humming noise to let him know you realised he's in here. Well, duh he yelled.

He huffed. "You better start talking to me."

You looked up at him again, then shook your head and looked back at your scroll.

"Please?"

Head shake.

"Whyyy?"

Shrug.

"Hnnn, I won't say another perverted joke."

Shrug again.

"Please? I'll do anything to hear your voice say my name at least!"

You smirked. "That's what she said."