Why Hidan Can't Be Seme (KakuHida)

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Note: So it was the first day of school and my sister sat by me on the bus on the afternoon bus ride. She pulled out this paper and handed it to me, saying "Class got boring..." and then smirked. So this is what she wrote. Once again, my sister (sarah_adams_) wrote this!!! I do not take credit for it!!

"Kuzu, can I ask you a damn question?" Hidan asked, puppy dog eyes activated.

Kakuzu sighed and set his money down. "What is it Hidan?"

"Why can't I ever be on top?"

"I have my reasons."

"But why? I like to be seme ever now and then too you bastard!"

"I have my reasons, Hidan. I'm just not good with being uke."

"There has to be more than that!"

"Fine. Do you want my honest answer?"

"Of course I do you prick!"

"Because my dick is bigger than yours."

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