Akatsuki x Reader Oneshots

Deidara x Baby Mama!Reader

Warning! This is a sad fanfic! Don't say I didn't warn you. Your kid is a girl and her name is up to you :3

"Mama!" Your small 2 year old toddler called, waddling over to you.

You smiled and crouched to her height, scooping her into your arms. "Hey (Daughter/Name)!" You giggled, cradling her close.

She cheered, hugging you. Her pale blue eyes looked up at you, her blonde hair barely there.

You wish you were as happy as she was.

*Flashback*

"Deidara, please come home. We both need you. (Daughter/Name) needs a father." You said softly.

Deidara stopped by the front door, turning to see you holding his sleeping child. He smiled. "I will, un. Just.. give me time to leave the Akatsuki, yeah."

"It's been 2 years. How much longer will you keep this up?" You asked sadly, tears threatening to fall from your eyes.

He walked over to you, kissing your forehead. "Soon, un. Just have faith, yeah?"

*Flashback over*

You smiled when your daughter grabbed your hand. You sat criss cross on the floor, putting her down. "Where's your bottle?" You asked in a baby voice.

She brightened and she waddled away. After about 3 minutes she came back with her bottle and blanket. She plopped down in your lap, drinking on her bottle. You covered her up in the blanket, rocking side to side to lul her asleep.

"(First/Name).. I don't know how to tell you.." Your best friend, Hinata, who knew about Deidara trailed.

You blinked. "Tell me what?"

"Deidara.. he's.. dead."

"Hush little baby, don't say a word.

Papa's gonna buy you a mocking bird.

And if that mocking bird won't sing,

Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring is brass,

Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass." You sang, remembering the lyrics Deidara once sang to calm (Daughter's/Name).

"I don't know what to do! She won't calm down!" You yelled, holding a screaming baby.

It was night time and she refused to sleep.

"Here, un." Deidara said, taking her into his arms.

"Hush little baby, don't say a word.

Papa's gonna buy you a mocking bird.

And if that mocking bird won't sing,

Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring is brass,

Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass." He sang.

"And if that looking glass should crack,

Papa's gonna buy you a jumping jack.

And if that jumping jack won't hop,

Papa's gonna buy you a lollipop.

And if that lollipop is done,

Papa's gonna buy you another one."

"And if that looking glass should crack,

Papa's gonna buy you a jumping jack.

And if that jumping jack won't hop,

Papa's gonna buy you a lollipop.

And if that lollipop is done,

Papa's gonna buy you another one."

"And if that lollipop is all eaten up,

Papa's gonna buy you a real life pup.

And if that real life pup won't bark,

Papa's gonna buy you a horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down.."

"And if that lollipop is all eaten up,

Papa's gonna buy you a real life pup.

And if that real life pup won't bark,

Papa's gonna buy you a horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down.."

"You'll still be the prettiest girl, in town..."

"You'll still be the prettiest girl, in town."