Akatsuki x Reader Oneshots

Hidan x Reader x Deidara ((And Sasori!?))

You sighed as you slid your body into the hot spring. Your (Hair/Color) hair is clipped up so none of it got wet and your clothes laid forgotten beside the pool. Leader-sama had finally gave you and your best friend Konan a day off at the hot springs, which you gladly accepted.

"Hey (First/Name)!" Konan called from across from you. "Feels good huh?"

You giggled and nodded. "Yes, it does! Thank you for convincing Leader-sama!"

Konan smiled and swam over to beside you, her blue hair laying on her shoulders peacefully. "So, how has-"

"CANNONBALL!!!" A childish voice shouted, and then a figure jumped into the springs.

You closed your eyes so you didn't get any water into your eyes. Konan wrapped her arms around her bare chest, not knowing who is there.

You did the same, and once you opened your eyes you saw an adorable male with an orange swirly mask in the water.

"Tobi did the cannonball just like senpai told Tobi to!!" Tobi giggled like a schoolgirl.

You and Konan's expressions went dark. "DEIDARA!!" They both shouted with annoyance.

The blonde artist squeaked and ran back to the base, abandoning Tobi. Konan stood up, her arms still around her chest, and glared at the boy.

"Tobi, you better run." You warned, knowing how scary Konan is when she's mad.

Tobi scrambled up and dashed off. "Sempai!!! Help Tobi!!! Konan-chan is going to kill Tobi!!"

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You sat on the couch in the Akatsuki base, wearing your night clothes which consists of booty shorts and a white tank top. You laid your head on the arm rest, staring at the tv in front of you.

"Sup bitch." Hidan smirked and laid beside you, throwing his legs over onto your lap.

You didn't care that he did and you looked at him. "What do you want?"

"Your ass looks good in shorts."

You blushed badly, averting your gaze away from the albino. "H-hush."

He chuckled. "So I heard what the dumbass did earlier at the hot springs."

You shot him a glare. "Don't. Mention that."

He put his hands up as if he was surrendering. "Okay, okay geez. Just sayin. Wish I was there to see your naked bod-"

You wacked him upset the head and then stormed off to your room, your face completely red from both embarrassment and anger.

"Ow bitch!!" Hidan shouted, holding the side of his head where you had hit him.

Deidara walked on in the living room, a smirk dancing on his lips. "She hit you, un. Not exactly a good sign."

Hidan glared at him. "Shut the hell up!! I'm going to win her before you can bitch!"

"Care to bet, un?"

"Hell yeah!! 50,000 Ryo!"

"Deal, un."

You sighed, your back pressed against the wall in the dark hallway, right next to the doorframe that leads to the living room. You had heard all about their little "bet" and it pissed you off to no end.

Apparently it's all a game to them? Oh, we'll see who will win this. You smirked.

"-and so, I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend." You concluded.

You sat on Sasori's bed across from him. You had just explained the whole Hidan and Deidara situation.

The red head nodded. "I will, but only because I don't like that brat." He responded boredly.

You squealed and hugged him, then stood up. "Thank you so much!" You smiled widely.

Note: So I'm going to end this here. I'll do a second part, but that'll be laterrrrr on ^^. Thanks for reading!!