cereal

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cereal is the best invention on the whole fucking planet. god bless cereal, God bless whoever created it. you can eat it with milk, or carry it around in a bag for a snack. you can eat it any time of the day, not just breakfast.

and there's all different kinds, too.

cinnamon toast crunch, golden grahams, lucky charms, cocoa puffs, cap'n crunch, froot loops, kix, frosted flakes, raisin bran crunch, life, fruity pebbles, honey combs

like wow.

and there's always a cereal to satisfy ur needs. sugary cereal, healthy cereal, plain cereal, chocolatey cereal

it's wonderful.

cereal is a gift to earth, never let it die. you could legitimately discuss cereal for hours. like:

"I really like cap'n crunch"

"yeah it's good but it cuts the roof of your mouth. my favorite is lucky charms"

"I've always liked the cat food part more than the marshmallows"

"dude same!"

^^^ like see. cereal is such a good conversation topic. plus you can see what kind of person you're talking to.

so cereal is wonderful and should be treasure forever.

thank you. *bows*

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