MC Diaries : A Garmau Story

II. Magicks

A/N - IM SORRY FOR DOING WHAT I DID TO GARROTH, I HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED FOR LATER, SO PUT AWAY THE PITCHFORKS AND THE TORCHES...

-EDITED-
Third Person PoV

Aphmau carefully removed the arrow from Garroth (IM SOWWY, YOU'LL SEE) and was horrified at what she saw.
(PLS DONT KILL ME YOU'LL SEE WHAT I HAVE PLANNED)

Poison. "Garroth..." She muttered, tears streaming down her cheeks. "Can you hear me?" She carefully removed his helmet. His breathing was labored, and his eyes were barely open. He murmured her name, his voice only a whisper. "A-Aph...ma-au..."

(THIS CHAPTER IS CALLED MAGICKS FOR A RAISIN, SO PUT AWAY YOUR WEAPONS)

"What is it?" Aphmau asked, tears freely falling from her face. "I... want... t-to... tell... y-you... something–..." his breath hitched.

"Yes, Garroth? Anything."

"Come...closer..."

Aphmau obeyed.

"Closer..."

She got closer, until they were nose to nose, and with his last breath and strength, did what he always wanted to do. He let his lips press onto hers, and they shared a kiss.
Her eyes widened, and they closed as she kissed back, and for a moment, nothing else mattered, and suddenly, a soft pink aura surrounded the two, until it created a bubble and levitated them up into the air.

(And because I'm mean)
"WHATS GOING ON?!?!?" Laurance ran out of the woods, about to faint. The love of his life, his Aphmau, his woman, kissing Garroth-Freaking-Ro'Meave?

Aphmau was shocked and embarrassed out of her mind and pulled away as quickly as possible, and (unfortunately) the bubble popped, but luckily, they were only about a foot or two above the ground.
"Garroth?" Aphmau asked, expectant to see him wake. And he answered her call. His eyes fluttered open (SEEEE? I TOLD U SO), and smiled up at Aphmau.

Garroth PoV

WHAT. HAVE. I. DONE? I passed out for a second, then I... I woke up... KISSING APHMAU? A dream come true, but- SHUT UP GARROTH-  it happened like this : my eyes fluttered open, I felt completely better, but apparently, someone didn't...

Laurance's PoV

HE. PUT. HIS. LIPS. ON. MY. WOMAN.
"GARROTH, YOU PUNK!"

I tried to explain. "Laurance, I-" he cut me off.

"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU KISSED HER."

"GARROTH ARE YOU OKAY?" Aphmau yelled, rushing to his side. Great. ABSOLUTELY GREAT. FIRST MY WOMAN GETS TAKEN AWAY, NOW SHE ACTUALLY IS SHOWING PDA (public displays of affection).

Aphmau's PoV

"GARROTH ARE YOU OKAY?" I yelled, as I rushed towards him. I cupped my hands to his face.

"Actually, I'm fine...?"

"B-but how?" I asked.

"You."

"I- wha?" Me? He means me? I couldn't have, how?

"Hi... I'm still here..." Laurance said, his face stoic. "And I know how you healed him."

Oh... Laurance was still there... I gave him a sheepish grin, and beckoned for him to continue.

"It's simple, Aphmau. You have Magicks––healing magicks to be precise."

"Very strong healing magicks at that," Garroth added, putting his helm back on––it's a shame, really, I like it when he takes his helmet off.

"Welp, anyways, back to our 'conversation', Garroth." Laurance said, helping Garroth up. He heaved a sigh, and I knew it was gonna be a looooooo~ooong night. And here we go:

"YOU STOLE MY WOMAN!"

"I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO DIE!"

"I LIKED HER FIRST!"

"I LIKED HER FROM THE MOMENT SHE ARRIVED!"

"Wait, WHAAAAAAAAT?" I got between them. " You've liked me the whole TIME?"

"It wasn't obvious?"

"I thought it was pretty obvious,"

"Bro,"

"Bro,"

"I'm sorry bro, I'll let you have Aphmau if she wants you, the last time I asked her to kiss me, she punched me in the face."

"Thanks bro,"

"Oh bro.."

And it continues...
(I TOLD YOU IT WOULD END NICELY, AND IT DID)

Cringe fest 2016, everyone.. (Even tho this was published in 2015)
I don't wanna touch it that much since a reader commented on how funny it was, so... yeah.

WTF I STILL HAVEN'T LEARNED TO SIGN OFF??
~Em