MC Diaries : A Garmau Story

I IS STUPID.

IM SO FREAKING STUPID.
I
FORGOT
THE DAM
HONEYMOON.

*starts banging head on wall*
HOW
*bang*
COULD I
*bang*
FORGET
*bang*
THE MOST
*bang*
IMPORTANT PART
*bang*
OF
*bang*
THE FREAKING WEDDING?
*falls face-first on the floor*
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?
UGH-
STUPID.
STUPID.
STUPID.
I DON'T DESERVE 6K.
I WAS GONNA PLAN THE WHOLE THING.
THE THROWING OF THE BOUQUET.
AZURA OR KAWAII~CHAN WAS GONNA CATCH IT.
AND IT WAS GONNA BE ADORABLE.
BUT IT DIDN'T FREAKING HAPPEN.
AND ON THE WAY THEY WERE GONNA VISIT BRIGHT-PORT WOLF TRIBE. AND THEN- UUUUGGGH.
WHAT'VE I DONE?

S
T
U
P
I
D
.

IS THERE AN AWARD FOR MOST STUPID AUTHOR? THEN GIMME. I DESERVE TO BE SPANKED IN THE BUTT. I. AM. SO. FREAKIN. DUMB.

JUST PRETEND THAT THEY WENT ON THEIR HONEYMOON AFTER THE WEDDING. OKAY? I'M GONNA PUT ON A DUNCE CAP, AND GO STAND IN A CORNER. I'LL UPDATE... MAYBE.. PROBABLY..

WAAAAAAH

~IM NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER SIGNING OFF.