MC Diaries : A Garmau Story

XXXIII. Will(iam)

A/N - Is it weird that I have a strange craving for people wanting to kill me? Well, then... I have a way of doing that... *dials phone number* OH DRAMA~LLAMAAAAA!!!!

Srsly tho, ur gonna wanna kill me after this... Especially the obsessively crazed Garmau fans.

Aphmau's PoV

I woke up to the sound of someone knocking on my door. I headed down with Garroth, and opened it to see Brian standing there, out of breath.

"Lady.. Aphmau.." He panted. "Lord.. Garroth... We.. Have.. Someone at... The gates.. Says... He wants.. To see Aphmau..."

He led us to the gates, my arm looped around Garroth's.

And when I saw the visitor, I nearly fainted...

An old friend... An old boyfriend...

"W-will?" I stuttered.

"APHMAU!" He smiled. "YOU LOOK... different... You look... Beautiful.."

"Aphmau, who is this man?" Garroth's tone was gentle, but I swear I could hear a hint of anger.

"Will is.. My um..." I started.

"Boyfriend." He said suavely. "Me and Aphmau were dating before she ran away, and um, I'd like to claim my girlfriend."

"Excuse me? I-" I placed a hand on Garroth's mouth. Sure, I was married.. But Will had changed... He looked- No. I'M MARRIED. I lifted my hand, and gestured for Garroth to continue. "Will, right? Well, Will, I don't think how Aphmau could ever have a boyfriend, because, uh, how should I say this? She's married."

Will looked like he'd been punched in the face. "Um, excuse me?" He tried to smile.

"Aphmau is married."

"To whom? I'd actually like to have a word with him."

He'd never survive a battle with Garroth. I piped up. "Will, I don't think you should-"

"Nonsense, whoever thinks they deserve you, is wrong. You should be with someone handsome," he wriggled his eyebrows. "Smart, confident, brave, athletic," he flexed his muscles. "And talented. Tell your 'husband' that I challenge him to a duel, right here, right now. Where is he, anyway?"

"You wanna duel? Let's go." Garroth looked deadly.

"W-what?" Will shook his head, and pulled out an iron dagger. "Well, I suppose I can take you out easily before I duel her husband; it'll be a warm up."

"Warm up?" Garroth said through gritted teeth. Then he pulled out his diamond sword, and smiled as Will's eyes widened. "Brian, open the gates."

The gates opened.

Will scoffed. "Who do you think you are, anyway?"

"I'M HER HUSBAND, YOU DOOFUS!" Garroth charged in, and the duel began. <insert battle description; I'm terrible at describing battles and whatnot.>

Garroth pinned him to the ground. "Do you surrender?"

"APHMAU! Do you- Surely you still love me, right?" Will panted.