TS eras one shots

Crazy TayTay

I don't know what I'm doing

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It was a morning, just a morning, Reputation was making breakfast for Lover when Taylor Swift came downstairs, holding her stomach.

TS: Rep....I'm dying

Reputation chuckled at her little sister, messing up her hair.

Rep: You're not dying, Tay

TS: OWWW

Rep: Tay?

TS: I NEED PANCAKES NOW

Reputation went wide-eyed, Folklore and Karma watching.

Karma: Let me guess, THAT time of the month

Folklore: I'm not even that complicated

Karma: Swiftay's a yeehaw, she's built different

The three Eras looked over at the yeehaw.

TS: OW OW OW

Karma: Rep, get the painkillers

Rep: No, you

Karma: Fiiiiine

Reputation gave a stack of pancakes to her yeehaw sister, sighing.

TS: YAY!

Folklore: Taylor, want some tea?

TS: Tea?

Folklore went to the kitchen.

Folklore: It helps, tayyy

TS: I want chocolate

Folklore: Also works

TS: MEOW

Folklore: Meow?

Taylor Swift ran all around the house, making cat noises.

Evermore: DEBUT, STOP

TS: IT'S TAYLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR

All the Eras got woken up by Taylor Swift's cat noises, all of them complaining while Taylor Swift meowed, clearly clueless.

Poets: This is somehow worse than 1989's 7am concerts

1989: HEY

The yeehaw Era suddenly started laughing,

Reputation running outside.

Rep: Taylor

Taylor: I made that Era, and now I'm regretting making said Era

Taylor shook her head, Fearless awkwardly laughing.

Fearless: Swifty on this time of month is scarier than the kid

TSTV: Speaking of the kid, where IS she?

Juliet: Right here

The little yeehaw smiled at Fearless.

Fearless: TAYLOR, BANISH JULIET TO THE VAULTTT

Taylor: Can't do that, I don't wanna get on Juliet-

They were all interrupted by Taylor Swift randomly bursting into tears.

Fearless: Tay, what's wrong?

TS: I DON'T HAVE A DOG

Rep: Anyone have a sippy cup?

Juliet: Yes

Red: The more I know Juliet, the more I think we're insane

Folklore ran into her room, then walked out carrying her dog.

Lover: FOLKLORE, YOU ARE A LIFESAVER

Folklore: Thank you?

Betty ran to the crying yeehaw, licking her face.

Juliet: Is a unicorn sippy cup okay for this baby?

Lover started laughing loudly.

Rep: Why do you even have any, kid?

Juliet: I like my milk

Fearless: You drink milk...?

TS and Juliet: YES, FETTLESS

Fearless: Wow

SN: I like milk, I don't know what you're on, Feetless

Juliet held a unicorn sippy cup, Taylor Swift reaching for it.

Midnights: Get the yeehaw in bed

SN: Tay, come on

The other yeehaw knelt down to Tay, Karma picking her up like a baby.

TS: NOOOO

Karma: Taylor, stop

Reputation gave Karma a death glare.

Rep: Tay, why don't you take a warm shower?

TS: Okay

The yeehaw stumbled to the bathroom, Reputation placing a water on the nightstand.

Karma: Tay is fine

Rep: For now, she's gonna get REALLY crazy in a minute

TS: HIIiI

Taylor Swift started yelling nonsense, Karma holding her laughter.

Rep: Taaaaay, finish your shower!

TS: I DON'T WANT TO FINISH

Rep: Baby

Karma: BABY, BABY, BABY, OOOoOH

Both Reputation and a freshly clean Taylor Swift glared at Karma, who turned red.

TS: Never sing again

Karma: HEY

Reputation laid on the bed, her little sister on her legs.

Rep: Get Taylor chocolate

Karma: The emergency stash of "Taylor chocolate?"

Reputation nodded, Karma running out of the room.

Rep: You need painkillers, Swift?

TS: I'm okay

Lover walked in, carrying her cat.

Lover: Taaayyyy, I have a friend for you

TS: Benji?

Rep: My services are no longer needed

Lover: I'm more obnoxious than Tay

The snake lover walked out, rolling her eyes.

Lover: Here's Benji and a chocolate bar

Rep and Karma: NO

Karma took the chocolate bar from Lover's hands.

Rep: Let the Taylor monster relax

TS: I AM NOT A MONSTER

Taylor Swift started crying, Reputation stroking her hair.

Rep: You are

Karma: NOT HELPING

Rep: BUT SHE IS

Taylor Swift cried harder, Lover now on her side.

Lover: Y'all cannot be helpful, so I take over

Rep: No, I can-

After a little bit of fighting, Taylor Swift was now asleep on Reputation's arm, a leg on Lover's.

Karma: Crazy TayTay

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