SCARRED FOR LIFE

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So, you know, in my current house, we're having a bug problemo. And like, one day, I find this small bug WITH PINCHERS. LIKE ON ITS FREAKING BUTT. (Teehee) So I'm not originally afraid of bugs like that, just for cockroaches and stuff. But they were just so ugly °^° never again will I sleep comfortably.

I'll try and translate what she said to me because we are a Latin family. I'm not Mexican, if you were thinking.
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AND THEEEENNNN my grandmother decided to tell me,

Grandma: You know, it's a good thing you caught this!

Me: What do you mean?

Grandma: Well, I heard that these type of bugs crawl inside your ears and the start eating the eardrum (or whatevers)

Me: WHAT?!?!?

Grandma: They cause GREAT pain (like STRONG pain, not good pain is what she meant) to humans and animals.

Me: WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT!? ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

Grandma: What do you mean?

Me: THAT IS HORRIBLE IS WHAT I MEAN

Grandma: Lol sorry NOT (She didn't say this but she gave me a look that was like  "Better safe than sorry soooo... Your welcome B-B-BARREELLLLL"

Thank you for reading my wonderful story about how I can never sleep comfortably in my bed now.

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