None of these jokes are mine, but I just thought I'd share some cheesy jokes xD Personally I like cheesy jokes, cuz they are so a-cheezeh.
-pece
1. What does a nosy pepper do?
Get Jalapeño business.
2. How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
3. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
Feyonće.
4. Have you ever been to Alaska?
I heard it's pretty cool there.
5. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey"
The horse says, "Sure"
6. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9 :D BA-DUM-TSS.
7. What does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
8. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
I hoped you survived. Those were some really, weird, jokes. K, well, have a nice day. Those jokes probably did not help with you havin a good day...
-pece
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