His pulsing chicken leg shivered against my orange beak and my tail quivered with pleasure. He smelled so, fresh. It made me horny for his meat, and all of a sudden I transformed into a shark and I chased him until we got to Narnia.
"Please! I have so much to live for!" He squaked.
I screeched like a raptor and I wrapped my tiny flippers around his chicken hood until he released his smelly essence. I bit off his head and ripped his legs off his body. Nina the Chimera suddenly appeared in front of my eyes and she said
"Daddy hurt. Daddy, hurting." And I just cried because I remember how she was human and she lived in Skylanda with sky lasers and just
I'll stop now
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Le Random Announcements °o°
De TodoWell, to get things started off... I just have to let you know you'll be seeing a lot of weird-ash crap in this book. You'll also have to excuse my near-curse words :3 Okay? Okay. Anyways, I pretty much write things about announcements, facts, art...
