So... Salad. Healthy, right?
OR IS IT?
Every salad has lettuce.
If you google what percent of water lettuce has, it's 96%.
The "L" in lettuce looks like a 1.
So, l=1.
96+1=97
100%+97%=3
A hideous Martha Stewart vanity light fixture has 3 light bulbs.
This hideous Martha Stewart vanity light fixture is also made out of nickel.
A nickel is a form of American currency.
But do you know what else is a form of American currency?
A DOLLAR BILL.
But look closely...
Look closely to the picture that is on the very top of this chapter....
That mark is the mark of CAPTURING DEMONS(and stuff)
BUT WAIT
Salad spelled backwards is Dalas.
Dallas has a letter "L" just like SALAD DOES.
Dallas= Texas
Texas poison control centers are split up into 6 regions.
You know what else has 6 regions?
Egypt.
You know what else is in Egypt?
PYRAMIDS WHICH ARE THE SHAPE OF ILLOOMINTY.
BUT WAIT, WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
There are 6 pyramids!
So if Dallas has 6 regions
Egypt has 6 regions
And there are 6 pyramids
666
BUT WAIT, WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
Salad is supposed to be one of the healthiest foods according to the...
FOOD PYRAMID.
WAKE UP AMERICA!
Salad= Illuminati
CONFIRMED
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CasualeWell, to get things started off... I just have to let you know you'll be seeing a lot of weird-ash crap in this book. You'll also have to excuse my near-curse words :3 Okay? Okay. Anyways, I pretty much write things about announcements, facts, art...
