How To Scare An Intruder Away!
If an intruder comes inside your house to murder you of whatever, your throw your motherf*cking head back, throw your arms in some crazy ass weird shapes!
Then whip your head forward again and say, "THE ANTI-CHRIST HAS AWOKEN" whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made.
No smart person would ever f*ck around with you if you did that.
-pece
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De TodoWell, to get things started off... I just have to let you know you'll be seeing a lot of weird-ash crap in this book. You'll also have to excuse my near-curse words :3 Okay? Okay. Anyways, I pretty much write things about announcements, facts, art...
