OH MY GOODNESS
I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET
I FUCKIN HATE MYSELF
BUT I HAD TO GRAB IT OUT OF THE TOILET
IF MY PHONE DIED, I WOULD HAVE DIED WITH IT.
Ugh, I can't believe I did that...
I'm so fucking lucky my phone is ok.
DONT FURICKING JUDGE ME FOR PUTTING MY HAND IN THE TOILET TO SAVE MY PHONE
I have now bleached my hand, washed it with several different soaps 13 times, and left my hand under hot water.
I will never put my phone in the back pocket of my pants
I can hear you laughing/judging me behind the screen
;~; I'm sorry. What else was I supposed to do...?
YOU ARE READING
Le Random Announcements °o°
De TodoWell, to get things started off... I just have to let you know you'll be seeing a lot of weird-ash crap in this book. You'll also have to excuse my near-curse words :3 Okay? Okay. Anyways, I pretty much write things about announcements, facts, art...
