NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE WHATSOEVER. THIS IS JUST A JOKE. ALTHOUGH I AM NOT RELIGIOUS, I RESPECT CHRISTIANS AND THE LORD.
-pece
I just thought I'd tell you about the day I learned my teacher was a satanist.
(Not really but I was just bored and wanted a little spice in my life)
So one day, while I was in math class, we were handed out homework. You heard right. And so my teacher.... Let's just call her Ms. Lasagna... Was going through it with us. So you know, random things blah blah blah
And we were doing dis random question, I mean Idek cuz I wasn't paying attention, BUT THE ANSWER WAS 666. And I looked up at the teacher suspiciously, and she had an EVILLLL grin on her face.
It wasn't really a grin, wasn't really a straight face, but it wasn't really a frown either. Maybe a smirk.
And at that time, I was watching an unhealthy amount of Pewdiepie, and you know how he is around suspicious triangles and numbers like 666.
And I just
"THIS IS EXTREMELY COINCIDENTAL DONT YOU THINK MS. LASAGNA?"
She just looked at me, squinted at me, and like, IDK WHAT IT WAS BUT SHE WAS LIKE SAYING "Dear, you think this was a coinidence. Illuminati be everywhere"
It was probably my imagination but you never know
And also, that day was the most unluckiest day EVAR.
It sucked *insert frowny face here*
Glad you read my story
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