1.) Dolphins are hyper-intelligent!
2.) Dolphins feel joy and depression, and sometimes they commit suicide.
3.) Ducks are necrophiles. ITS DUCK SCIENCE.
4.) Ducks poop in piles. That's why they don't buy pants!
5.) Male ducks are rapists :(
6.) If Scrooge dives in his pile of gold (if you remember him), he would actually break his neck. The pile would be as hard as concrete.
7.) A boy or girl, a duck will grind you if it could. 0-0 wtf
8.) Ducks are cannibals.
9.) Ducks can give you Bird flu and Salmonella.
10.) In the actual ending of The Little Mermaid, Ariel dies.
11.) Remember Land Before Time? Ducky was voiced by a little girl :)! But her father murdered her. That's why Ducky's voice did not come back.
12.) E.T. was played by a kid with no legs.
That's all I have. I hope you had fun reading those facts! :) I sure didn't. IT WAS HORRIBLE. DUCKS ARE HORRIBLE! DOLPHINS ARE NECROPHILES TOO. WHY IS THE WORLD SO MESSED UP ;-;
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