Dead Ninja (Naruto) {COMPLETED!}

Chapter 5

Chapter 5

I walked back into the village exactly fifteen minutes later. I was good at timing. Shikamaru was waiting with a small bag full of who knows what. I went up to him and tapped his shoulder, he didn't even notice me yet. He whipped around when I tapped him. I smiled a bit.

"Time to go Shikamaru." I directed in a warm tone. He was all grown up compared to my team. Especially Sasuke. He needed some growing up.

Shika nodded his head slightly and started backing next to me. I didn't even know where we were going, but I bet Shikamaru did. I turned to him. "Where are we even going?" He shrugged a bit. "We are going to the village Iwa in the Earth Country. Such a long walk, such a drag. I could be napping at the moment." I laughed. 'We could get there faster if I ran with him on my back.'
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Five hours later and we weren't even close. It's starting to get dark so I decided to set camp where we were. It's a pleasant spot, Lots of trees around us and a little creek to our right. For some reason I was hungry again. I also heard Shikamarus stomach growl. I wish mine could do that.

"Um, Zaki-Sama... there's only one tent..." I chuckled. I forget sometimes that people didn't know I was a vampire. These were one of those times.

"I know. I'm keeping watch for the night while you sleep. Are you hungry?" He was silent for a moment but then nodded.

I'll go find something. Oh, thats not going to work Shikamaru." I saw that he was trying to make a fire out of two rocks and a twig or two. Stupid boy. He shrugged and dropped the rocks.

I sighed and shooed him to the side. I found two logs from a distance and threw them where he was trying to make the fire. I held my hands up. Did I tell you that vampires have unlimited chalkra? Pretty cool, huh.

Tiger, Ox, bird, horse, tiger, ram, lion. "Grand Fireball Jutsu!" I yelled and fire came out of my mouth and torched the logs. I looked at him and he look at me. I smirked.

"Well lover boy, I am going to bathe and get us something to eat. Tah tah." I waved and disappeared to the woods that were surrounding us.

I heard a deers heartbeat a good ten yards away, do I ran in inhuman speed and pounced on it. I sucked its blood dry and then closed the wound with my tongue. I can heal things if I licked it. I dragged it and pretended for it to be really hard to move, but it was quite easy. I could pick up a tree fifty times the size and weight of this deer.

"Shikamaru! Hurry up and help me!" I yelled and fake panted. I heard his heartbeat run to me and I saw him looking in awe at me, most likely wondering how I killed it with no blood. Ha. I drank it all stupid boy.

He grabbed the other side and the two of us dragged it to the camp. I dropped the deer next to the fire when I noticed I had some blood on my shirt, where the blood dripped off my mouth.

"Well I'm taking a bath over there." I pointed to where the creek was. Only I could see it of course but I wanted him to know. "If you need me just yell. I'll be there in a flash. Oh, and cook the meat, its all yours." He glanced at me weird and then nodded.

I waved at him again and disappeared to the water. I was wrong, it was a warmed lake. I stripped naked as I figured I could relax. I could take away my senses, except hearing, and just relax. I have the same size as chest as Tsunade, but I didn't mind it. And my hips are larger then hers.

I am pretty beautiful. Well I have no choice but to be, I was inhuman. I have flawless pale skin. No acne, no tan lines. I don't get tan. And my always perfect black Uchiha hair that goes to my waist makes me even more beautiful. My red gray eyes and long black eyelashes is like the cherry on top, for my face. My body is always silky smooth and moist. And all of my nails looks like they've been done my a professional at all times. French tips and long nails fit me. And I'm 5' 7. I love those numbers.

Oh, and the fact I am the strongest ninja in the world just makes me immortal. Well, I am immortal, but still. I have all of the Uchiha jutsu and Hakate jutsu. And I'm the last one of the Zaki clan. They are the greatest of all clans on sword fighting and wood jutsu. And I cant die, or get a scratch. Never gotten one in my life. I fractured 

But what I don't like is the way each boy looks at me. Lust. It disgusts me. And how each girl in the world is jealous and if they look at me. They stare at me with hate. I sighed.

I'm floating in the center of the lake. I can tell that I can't reach the bottom. The water is clear, and i can see a large rock to the left of me. I stopped floating and swam to the rock and perched on it. I could touch it. I smiled and sung a song. It was from the other world, where I was born. It was called 'If I had You' by Adam Lambert

"But If I had you!~" I sang to no one and nowhere. I smiled.

"You have a nice voice." I gasped and turned around and let my senses in. There stood...

"...Hidan"