I HAVE DECIDED! that im gonna do something amazing every ten chapters!! yay me! Today I am going to do an exclusive (see? smarticle word!!! i is smart mommy!!) interveiw with all on the akatsuki and june! hehe prepare for this amazing awesome interveiw crap! muhahaha
1st up! JUNE HAKATE UCHIHA ZAKI!
me:hello!
June: hey
me: first question! Why do you always brag about how beautiful you are and yet when it comes to flirting and boys you are likeee NO WAY JOSE!..?
June: *stares* well i AM beautiful! you made me! and i think boys are icky!
me: -.-' oookay SECOND QUESTION! Vampires or Werewolves?
June: well duh, werewolves suck! vampires all the way baby!
me: WOO! okay, send in Pein!
June: *gets up* okay *leaves*
2nd!! PEIN/ NAGATO
me: sup emo-pants
pein: -.-' hurry up, i have other things i have to do today
me: okay jeez emo, dont go cuttin yoself on me! FIRST QUESTION! why did you offer June to join akatsuki so many times, even after she declined you every single time??
pein: *glares* she accepted the last one!
me: only because i made her
pein: well thank you.
me: yep, anytime. because you suck, you only get one question. NEXT!
pein: ...jerk. *poofs away*
3rd!!!! HIDAN
hidan: hurry the hell up! i randomly popped in here while i was doing a sacfice!
me:...your hot. *smiling pervertedly*
hidan: finally someone agrees with me!
me: okay! snapping out of it now. first question! has June showed any sort of affection torwards you?
hidan: yes. she let me see her in a creek last week and bitch told me that she didn't want to hurt me. *dreamy swirly eyes*
me: oooooooooookaaayy... *remembering the mission i wrote about three chapters ago* second question! will you be willing to let me strip you in future chapters?
hidan: sure! as long as june sees my hot ass bod!
me: okay! you gotta complete that sacrifice now! bye!
hidan: cya pedo *leaves*
me: *eye twitch* whatevrrr homeboy!
4th! SASORI
me: lets get to the point puppet boy. do you like june or not?
sasori: that is for me to know and for you to find out.
me: comeonnn! i'll make you do something embarassing!
sasori: like i care.
me: okay jeez. second question! will you ever turn back to a human?
sasori: ....... no. *eye twitch*
me: haha okay, goodbye now *snaps fingers*
sasori: *disappears*
5th!! DEIDARA
me: hey gurl heyyy
dei: hhhhheeeyyy!!!
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Dead Ninja (Naruto) {COMPLETED!}
FanficIs it odd to be a vampire in naruto? is it odd to be a ninja vampire? I don't think so, I am one. My name is June and I am a blood-aholic. My craving has been getting worse, I really need to fix that, I don't want to eat a whole village- that'd just...