Chapter 10

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I HAVE DECIDED! that im gonna do something amazing every ten chapters!! yay me! Today I am going to do an exclusive (see? smarticle word!!! i is smart mommy!!)  interveiw with all on the akatsuki and june! hehe prepare for this amazing awesome interveiw crap! muhahaha

1st up! JUNE HAKATE UCHIHA ZAKI!

me:hello!

June: hey

me: first question! Why do you always brag about how beautiful you are and yet when it comes to flirting and boys you are likeee NO WAY JOSE!..?

June: *stares* well i AM beautiful! you made me! and i think boys are icky!

me: -.-' oookay SECOND QUESTION! Vampires or Werewolves?

June: well duh, werewolves suck! vampires all the way baby!

me: WOO! okay, send in Pein!

June: *gets up* okay *leaves*

2nd!! PEIN/ NAGATO

me: sup emo-pants

pein: -.-' hurry up, i have other things i have to do today

me: okay jeez emo, dont go cuttin yoself on me! FIRST QUESTION! why did you offer June to join akatsuki so many times, even after she declined you every single time??

pein: *glares* she accepted the last one!

me: only because i made her

pein: well thank you.

me: yep, anytime. because you suck, you only get one question. NEXT!

pein: ...jerk. *poofs away*

3rd!!!! HIDAN

hidan: hurry the hell up! i randomly popped in here while i was doing a sacfice!

me:...your hot. *smiling pervertedly*

hidan: finally someone agrees with me!

me: okay! snapping out of it now. first question! has June showed any sort of affection torwards you?

hidan: yes. she let me see her in a creek last week and bitch told me that she didn't want to hurt me. *dreamy swirly eyes*

me: oooooooooookaaayy... *remembering the mission i wrote about three chapters ago* second question! will you be willing to let me strip you in future chapters?

hidan: sure! as long as june sees my hot ass bod!

me: okay! you gotta complete that sacrifice now! bye!

hidan: cya pedo *leaves*

me: *eye twitch* whatevrrr homeboy!

4th! SASORI

me: lets get to the point puppet boy. do you like june or not?

sasori: that is for me to know and for you to find out.

me: comeonnn! i'll make you do something embarassing!

sasori: like i care.

me: okay jeez. second question! will you ever turn back to a human?

sasori: ....... no. *eye twitch*

me: haha okay, goodbye now *snaps fingers*

sasori: *disappears*

5th!! DEIDARA

me: hey gurl heyyy

dei: hhhhheeeyyy!!!

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