5sos Blurbs

Michael blurb

{Credit to Gotbadbrains}

Roadtrip with Michael would include;

-waking you up at 6 am by jumping on you bc he's so excited to get out on the road

-him struggling to fit all the luggage in the trunk of the car and being really proud of himself when he does

-going to the grocery store and buying way too many fruit snacks

-"i made the best road trip playlist babe" "are most of the songs by mcr?" "......no......."

-jamming to 80′s hair bands

-waving at cars and seeing how many people you can get to wave back

-rolling his window down on the highway and sticking his head out like a dog

-"MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN" 10 pts if u get this reference

-"babe can you please give me road head" "michael i am dRIVING"

-"......i'll hold the wheel" "NO"

-him falling asleep in the passengers seat curled up like a little kitten

-"babe can we please pull over i have to pee so bad" "michael you just peed like 10 minutes ago" "so..."

-sneaking pictures of his backside while he's peeing on the side of the road to use as blackmail

-him frantically waking you up bc "OH MY GOD SOMETHING JUST EXPLODED WHAT DO I DO ARE WE GOING TO DIE"

-"michael relax we just popped a tire" "...oh"

-him taking half an hour trying to figure out how to put on the spare even though you try to help him bc "babe i can do this by myself just trust me ok"

-him pulling out his guitar in the middle of the drive bc he gets inspired

-pulling over on a gravel road when it's dark and looking at the stars and cuddling on the hood of the car

-"i dont mean to ruin the moment but i have a boner" "oh my god"

-the windows steaming up bc sex in the backseat

-him writing "we just fucked :)" in the steam