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Gon
I wish my jacket smelled like someone who loves and cares about me. Instead, it just smells like me...
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Leorio- *ahem*@KilluaZoldyck*ahem*

Kurapika- @KilluaZoldyck

Bisky- @KilluaZoldyck wear his jacket

Killua- @LeorioParadinight @KurapikaKurta @BiscuitKrueger ALRIGHT I GET IT

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Gon
Me: wow, the stars are beautiful
Palm: yeah they are
Me: you know who else is beautiful
Palm: *blushes* who
Me: Killua
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Palm- @GonFreecs WOW GEE THANKS GON HOW NICE OF  YOU

Killua- @GonFreecs DON'T TWEET STUFF LIKE THAT IT'S EMBARRASSING!

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Killua
*hisoka walks by*
Me: *plays Funhouse by P!nk* this used to be a Funhouse; but now it's full of evil clowns
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Killua
Gon: *lost Killua in a large crowd* I know what to do!
Gon: *using his hands as a megaphone* Gon Freecs is worthless and weak!!
Hisoka:  WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
Gon: well that was unexpected
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Gon
You ever think your homie's sister is cute, then you start noticing her features in him and think....damn he kinda cute too no homo
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Alluka- @GonFreecs JUST TELL ONII-CHAN YOU LOVE HIM ALREADY

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Killua
went over to Gon's house the other day
and during dinner he said 'daddy pass me the salt' so both me and ging reached for the salt 😳
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Killua
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their lives has clearly never had 2 chocolate bars fall down at once from a vending machine
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Gon
does anyone ever wonder if clouds look down on us and say 'hey look that one's shaped like an idiot'
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Leorio- @GonFreecs gon omg

Killua- @GonFreecs damn, boy

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Killua
when life hands you lemons, be grateful life gave you lemons instead of putting you in a family full of assassins
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Leorio- @KilluaZoldyck or ended up with a dad like Gon's

Ging- @LeorioParadinight @KilluaZoldyck shut your face

Kurapika- @KilluaZoldyck or had your clan completely wiped out by the phantom troupe

Pitou- @KilluaZoldyck or had your fucking face destroyed by a dude with long hair

Alluka- @KilluaZoldyck or get locked in the basement by your family

Palm- @KilluaZoldyck or get turned into a chimera ant

Kite- @KilluaZoldyck or get killed by a cat girl and then later on come back as a girl

Gon- @NeferPitou @KilluaZoldyck #sorrynotsorry 

Killua- @LeorioParadinight @GingFreecs @KurapikaKurta @NeferPitou @AllukaZoldyck @PalmSiberia @Kaito @GonFreecs THANKS FOR THE NOTIFICATIONS AND LAGGING PHONE

Gon- @KilluaZoldyck #sorrynotsorry

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Kurapika
I love how in scary movies, the person yells out "Hello?" as if the bad guy is gonna be like "Yeah I'm in the kitchen!  Want a sandwich?"
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Gon
Sitting in math class like
*steam coming out from his ears*
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A/N
Should I do anime crossovers and if yes, which ones (hopefully ones that I've watched...xD)? And what characters do you want to see tweet more? :D

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