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Warning: Might be somewhat PG13...read at risk! >~>

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Gon
I was jerking a cock and it jizzed in my face :D
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Killua- @GonFreecs YOU DID WHAT

Bisky- @KilluaZoldyck @GonFreecs ALRIGHT KILLUA WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIS INNOCENT MIND

Killua- @BiscuitKrueger @GonFreecs I DID NOTHING

Hisoka- @GonFreecs Hmmmmmmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Kurapika- @GonFreecs Gon...why....

Leorio- @GonFreecs well this was eventually going to happen....

Shalnark- @GonFreecs Lmao wtf!

Later, when he noticed....

Gon
****I was drinking a coke and it fizzed in my face!!! WHAT THE HELL! FUCKING AUTO CUCUMBER!!!
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Gon- @GonFreecs GOD DONUT!!!

Gon- @GonFreecs YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT

Killua- @GonFreecs I just DIED LMAO

Gon- @KilluaZoldyck stfu >.>

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Gon
Are you coming over? :D @KilluaZoldyck
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Killua- @GonFreecs Yeah, after I'm done fucking the dog

Gon- @KilluaZoldyck WHAT

Killua- @GonFreecs WALKING. WHAT THE HELL

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Kurapika
Odd request @LeorioParadinight, but can I use your little fan? I think I'm getting dick and I feel hot.
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Leorio- @KurapikaKurta DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

Kurapika- @LeorioParadinight SICK OMFG

Leorio- @KurapikaKurta I'm dying XDD

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Gon
omg omg omg Ging just humped me for the first time! :D
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Ging- @GonFreecs I DID NO SUCH THING

Killua- @GonFreecs Lmao Gon! Reread your tweet! XDD

Gon- @KilluaZoldyck @GingFreecs Omg!! No! ***HUGGED! LIKE AFTER WE MET AFTER TEN FUCKING YEARS WTF

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Pakunoda
Hey, @ChrolloLucilfer, the crack I bought for Shalnark's birthday was about $500. Is that okay?
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Chrollo- @Pakunoda Damn...it was much more cheaper back then....

Pakunoda- @ChrolloLucilfer *CAKE sorry

Wait what...

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Killua
So how'd your date with Palm go, @GonFreecs? (Totally not a jealous boyfriend or anything like that. xD)
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Gon- @KilluaZoldyck It went well. After the dinner, we went to the woods, found a good view by a lake to look at and then I killed her. :D

Killua- @GonFreecs Dude...Knov will not be happy at all about this

Gon- @KilluaZoldyck *KISSED OMFG

Killua- @GonFreecs ....so y'all kiss huh....>.>

Gon- @KilluaZoldyck Well actually she kissed me....I had no clue what to do after that, so I said goodbye and left ;-;

Killua- @GonFreecs Aww (Totally not happy af or anything like that)

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Knuckle
Hey, @KilluaZoldyck, Shoot and I are going skiing on Saturday. Wanna go? Feel free to inflate Gon and bring him too.
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Killua- @KnuckleBine ....Why would I need to inflate him...? O.o

Knuckle- @KilluaZoldyck -_(\ *invite dammit

Killua- @KnuckleBine lmao alright

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Mito
Come on down, Gon! Dinner is ready. @GonFreecs
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Gon- @MitoFreecs Be there in a minute. I'm doing Lauren.

Mito- @GonFreecs Who is Lauren? Well, if she's your new girlfriend, she can have dinner too.

Gon- @MitoFreecs Wtf! I meant laundry! (SINCE WHEN) Plus I have Killua.... >.>

Mito- @GonFreecs Oh lol, well you can invite him over for dinner if you'd like

Gon- @MitoFreecs 'kay :D Thanks!

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Killua
Hey, I have a question for you @GonFreecs. When is your cock being cut off?
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Gon- @KilluaZoldyck UHH NEVER D: KILLUA THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL

Killua- @GonFreecs Lol fail. I meant when is your cable getting cut? Alluka and I want to watch TV with you before it does xD

Gon- @KilluaZoldyck it's already gone....me and my attatched penis aren't too happy about it either >.>

Killua- @GonFreecs Sorry lol

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