SO IVE BEEN AWAY FOR AWHILE SORRY.
Things have been rough lately with school and stuff. Thank you guys for reading! We have 200 reads already!
So firstly
TAYLOR FOLLOWED ME AHSJDKDKAJSGS AND I AM SO HAPPY I ALREADY BOUGHT A PLOT FOR MY GRAVEokay moving ON
SWIFTIES ARE AWESOME AND IM GONNA STATE SOME FACTS
1- If you are a swiftie, we are automatically friends.
2- We put alot of effort into posters and shirts and costumes.
3- When someone says "Ew, Taylor Swift," we immediately get into karate mode.
4. We associate our lives with her
"My favorite number is 13," (or 22, or 15, or 1989)
"I like cats more than dogs,"
"I suddenly feel like short hair, Mom."
*buys a load of crop tops and skirts*
"My favorite animal? Zebras (WILDEST DREAMS)"
"My favorite genre is Taylor Swift."
*buys red lipstick*
*buys anything she uses*
*does what she does*
OKAY YOU GET THE POINT OBVIOUSLY5- SWIFT FOR PRESIDENT
THATS ENOUGH WE ALREADY KNOW HIW COOL WE ARE!
HELL YEAHHHHHHH
PEACE OUT SWIFTIES!!
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Swiftie Problems
FanfictionHere I rant and fangirl; as well as answer questions and make parodies. I share my thoughts on the gossip and the men.