Okay guys, I know I'm absolute shit for never updating this but I'm so glad I'm back! I've missed you guys. Also what the hell, 4.5K reads?????
Thank you so much, love you all to the moon and back. Which is a lot of love, you deserve it <3
Now, I've got to brace myself because I'm going to cry and laugh and shiver and DIE OF ANGER LORD SAVE ME.
Okay, breathe, breathe. And let me tell you this now, guys, do not forget to breathe. Oh my, this is going to be tough to write because as you know, TAYVIN was my jam. Still is my jam, but I'm kind of getting into Kaylor now but the fanfics I've read are really horrendous BUT
BACK TO THE POINT. Two days ago, I woke up - Cool, it's Friday, I've got the day off. So, yeah, I logged onto tumblr (still chill at this point) and suddenly: BOOM SPLAT CRASH, something's happened and it's real bad.
So I read through everyone's posts that go along the lines of "ah who the @&)@" or "why is everyone hating on taylor" and I was hella confused, okay.
Then, I scrolled down a tiny bit and found five million articles that went by "Taylor's sixth album coming out soon!!"
Okay, y'all are going to think I'm stupid but yes, I was like YAASS NEW ALBUM SHE ANNOUNCED IT?? Now that I think back on it, I was such an idiot. *facepalm* Then, I went further down and realized my mistake.
Taylor had gone through a break up. At this point, I was bawling my eyes out and Internet chatting with my bestie and I was scared and worried. And then, of course the misogynistic jokes just had to find a way to make the whole situation 100x worse. Of course.
"Look forward to a whole new batch of pop songs on Calvin Harris"
Can you please shut up? You were aimlessly blessing and praising and lauding Taylor Swift the day before. And when you hear the slightest wisp of news of a breakup BAM - the media has become its evil embodiment again.
I'm pissed at the Internet. Why, why is everyone blaming Taylor for a loss that she's suffering through? And why the hell should you care, hater? I'm sure you've probably flipped through a few boyfriends in your day, even if it's like my case, when they're all imaginary.
But this is really stupid. You don't send a young woman thousands of hate messages just because a relationship didn't work out. It happens to the best of us, and it usually happens to all of us. It's how life goes, it's how life is.
And if some misogyny obsessed man or even woman feels like harassing someone for doing no wrong is the right thing to do, go bury yourself in a hole. That's not what being a good person means.
Also, why aren't any women (apart from us and a few others) sticking up for her? Instead, they're making the same break up song jokes that everyone else is making. Please, 2012 called, and they want their stupid Taylor Swift jokes back.
No one in this fandom wants a repeat of the post-Haylor, infamous, horrible break out. That was way worse -death threats? Would someone really stoop as low as to give someone a threat only because she didn't yet find her true love?
Please leave our little sunshine child alone, hater. But I'm proud of this fandom. All over Twitter and Tumblr and the Internet, we've been protecting our little gem from egoistic haters. And I've gotta say, it's been satisfying.
Now, onto pressing matters - Calvin (Adam) Harris (Wiles.)
Now, now, now- Swifties, hold up, don't hate on him. We don't know the whole story and people are making theories and the Internet is blowing up and jeez, stop. Everyone, you know what, even me, is going crazily overboard right now.
Calm down, loves, it'll be okay. In fact, I'm cool with this whole thing. TAYVIN did always look more amicable than as a couple. More friends, less lovey.
But don't blame Calvin yet. Also, Taylor looks really happy in all the recent videos I've watched. She's surprising people at weddings, and as far as I'm concerned, she's back to the good old, fun loving Aunt Becky that we've come to know. And hell, did she ever leave anyway?
Anyway, thanks again for 4K. That's incredible. Goodbye x
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Swiftie Problems
FanfictionHere I rant and fangirl; as well as answer questions and make parodies. I share my thoughts on the gossip and the men.