Swiftie Problems

(This is for Sophia)

Hi. So you all are probably familiar with Sophia, SapphireSophia
She's been feeling down because of this stupid hater but I'm here to cheer her up and some of you in the process!! If you have some corny jokes or puns please comment so you can also make Sophia a little more happier! Every joke might make her smile a little more wider! I've already sent her some jokes, here are some more.

Just went to an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Actually never mind, it's too cheesy.

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

What do you call fake Spagetti?
An impasta!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish *ba dum tssh*

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She'll let it go.

What did the bacon tell the tomato?
Lettuce be together (get it? Like a Blt sandwich? Never mind)

What do you call laughing mayonnaise?
LMAYO

That's all folks.

Post your jokes on this line

Jokes for Sophia ->

So she can just click the inline comments and have a big grin!! Thanks for helping guys!!!! Love you Soph!!

Xx Mispy