Yogscast One Shots

{Ridgephos} Lady-like

New message from- The Crazy Scientist 

- Hey Ridge can you come here for a sec, theres something wrong with this circuit board.

Sighing, the Demi-god put his communicator back in his pocket and headed over to the castle. What had Lalna done this time? The moment he arrived he was ushered inside.

"The circuit board is in there, it keep sparking and I can't get near enough to see what's wrong." Lalna pointed toward a steel door and Ridge headed inside. There's nothing in here. The door slammed behind him and he heard some beeping start up. "Lalna let me out this instant! I don't want to be your guinea pig!" He yelled banging on the steel door. Lalna's voice crackled through a speaker. 

"Don't worry about a think Ridge, it'll only take a minute!" "Goddamit Lalna!" He managed to yell before there was a blinding light and everything went dark.

Opening his eyes he immediately felt a lot warmer. Rubbing his eyes, Ridge propped himself up and looked around. He was still in the steel room but something seemed different. Looking down he yelped, were those- boobs? The Demi-god raised his- or should I say her, arms. They were a lot skinnier and were a lot less hairy. Something fell in front of her eyes and she quickly realized her auburn hair was about a foot longer. She continued to inspect herself, she was wearing a long ruffled skirt and her coat only went to above her waist. 

"LALNA!!!!!" She roared, her voice a lot lighter than normal but still quite deep. There was a sound of metal on metal and the steel door swung open. The scientist took a step inside before bursting out laughing. Ridge stood looking menacing with her hands on her hips.  She waited patiently while the scientist calmed down. Glancing back up at her, he began to walk around her, inspecting the Demi-god from every angle. 

"You know if you did to a girl in any other circumstances, you would get a kick to the balls." He grinned. "So I'm going to take this opportunity, it worked well I see." She glared at him. "Great, you've done your experiment now turn me back." He shifted his weight back and forth uneasily. "Umm well you see, the machine requires a lot of power to do it. It will take a few days before it's ready again." "What" "Basically, your female til' Tuesday." He smiled sheepishly. "WHAT THE HELL LALNA, I HAVE FRIDAY DATE NIGHT WITH XEPH TODAY!! I CAN'T CANCEL THAT!!" "He'll be fine, it's not permanent so your relationship shouldn't be affected." "SAYS THE PERSON WHOS NOT FEMALE!!!" Ridge hovered furiously, rage apparent in her eyes. "Haven't you ever wanted to know what it's like to be a girl? I wanted to do it myself but I didn't have anyone to run the machine. Take this opportunity Ridge!" She floated down realizing this was in fact, a great opportunity. 

"As long as it's not permanent.. fine. What should I do?" The scientist grinned "Well first I would choose a new name because Ridgedog doesn't really fit a girl." Ridge thought for a moment. "What about Valleycat? It's the opposite so it kinda works." He grinned. "Valley, I like it. Now I would go tell Xephos, he should probably be the first to know." She sighed. "Fine, I'll get on that. I still hate you though." He waved her off "Sure, sure. Now skedadle I have to start charging this machine." The Demi-god flew back over to his mansion to see Xephos in the garden eating an apple. Here goes nothing. She dropped down in front of him.

"Who the hell are you?" was Xephos' first reaction. "Lalna decided to try an experiment. It's Ridge, I'm a girl til' Tuesday. I've decided to be called Valleycat." Xephos stood there looking stunned. "Umm ok... This is gunna take some getting used to.." "Ya.." Then he grinned "Hey Ri- Valley, your a girl now which means your a lot lighter now right?" "Umm ya but I don't see how-" She was cut off my Xephos tripping her and catching the surprised girl so he was holding her bridal-style. Laughing Xephos ran through the garden. "Goddamit Xephos, put me down!" "You get to see how to feels huh?!" The Demi-god struggled but Xephos held her tight. She gave up and playfully let him carry her around. "I hate you." "Oh you love me really." He grinned down at her. Then she realized something. "Xeph.. I'm gunna have to pee sitting down.." Xephos laughed so hard he nearly dropped her. "Seriously? That's the first problem you think of? Peeing?!" "It's a serious issue!" Then she realized something else. "Xeph... I'm gunna have to go in the girl's bathroom." They stared at each other in complete silence before Xephos grinned. "This is gunna be so weird, you have to tell me everything! I bet they have silk cushions and rose-smelling toilet water!" They both cracked up so hard that Xephos fell over with Valley sprawled on top of him. They rolled on the lawn and laughed until a short ginger man appeared next to them. "What's so funny Xephos? And who's the lass?" Honeydew asked bewildered. The pair on the floor looked at each other and began giggling again. Honeydew stood there confused while Xephos tried to regain his composure.

 "Lalna *giggle* had an expiri- *giggle* experiment and turned Ri- *giggle* Ridge into a girl! This is *giggle* is Valleycat. She turns back into *giggle* Ridgedog on Tuesday." Honeydew stared amazed at the auburn haired girl who was still laughing on the floor. "Umm ok.. but what's so funny." Xephos began giggling again "Valley is gunna have to go in the *giggle* girl's bathroom!" realization dawned on Honeydew's face and he broke into a grin. "Ok, operation perfume dispenser is underway!" They all laughed and continued on with their day as they tried to figure out what else would be different. 

~~~~/At date night/~~~~~

"I'm going in Xeph." "What?" Xephos looked up from his food. "Into the bathroom Xeph, operation perfume dispenser remember?" Xephos grinned. "Well get a move on then!" Valleycat quickly headed over to the bathrooms. 10 minutes later she returned looking disappointed. 

"It's so boring Xeph! It's exactly the same except theres no urinals! It is a lot cleaner though." "Damn, I wanted to hear about perfume dispensers."  They both laughed and continued on with their date. 

~~~~/Few hours late/~~~~

"Xeph I'm tiiiired" Valleycat yawned as they finally got back to the house. "Let's just go to bed then." Xephos replied, eyes drooping. Getting changed was a strange occasion, Valley ended up stealing one of Xephos' more comfy shirts for sleepwear since all her clothes were humongous on her. Getting into into bed, Xeph found that he could more easily wrap his arms around Valley since she had a much smaller waist now. She fit perfectly in his arms, almost as good as Xephos fit in Ridge's. Holding her close, they drifted asleep but not before he heard her mutter

"Maybe being a girl isn't too bad..."

Author's Note: Whoa, long chapter! That took awhile, I wanted to do something with Valleycat and I got this idea so I here ya go. Hope you liked it my sugars! ~AvatheBulldog